haha's definitions

ashleys

a bitchy blonde whore who thinks the less clothing wears, the better she looks. when she IS wearing clothing, it's spandex that squeezes her tits so tight they bulge and look like they're about to pop. she looks nasty, and she's probably got at least 4 different STDs. stay away from these sluts called ashley, especially if you're a guy...she'll give you bad head and you'll most likely end up with herpes.

ew god, look at ashley today...her boobs look more suffocated than ever!

by haha January 11, 2005

Mount Saint Mary's College/University

Mount St. Mary's a beautiful place to visit but to go to school here is a different story...all I am going to say is never judge someone when their parents are around. It is a major party school, well only when PS isn't busting in and confiscating all the beer for themselves. It is a place where hooking up is more then just exchanging phone numbers...where kissing when you first meet at the party leads to a midnight humping session. Here you are guaranteed to be known by the second day, your name and all your business. The Mount is a place where it becomes kool to drive from building to building blasting your radio between classes and the place to be on Friday nights is the local Pub. It is a place where they are plan things like deciding to build a 3,000 to 5,000 seat stadium ...mind you it is more seats then the amount of residents and students who stay in Emmitsburg..... Instead of building a new dorm and renovating the Terrace before it catches in fire and burns down in 2 minutes. It is a place where tuitions goes up about $5,000 every year... and what do we have to show for it.... Bocce and Disc golf... (Can somebody explain what the hell Bocce Is?) But what can I say the Mount is a beautiful campus to visit...but not to stay.

Otts
50 cent's CD is NOT the only rap CD that was ever made!

by HAHA April 14, 2005

philosterbate

to have pleasure in hearing yourself speak

so how often do you philosterbate, 1, 2, 3 times a day?

by haha April 1, 2003

ghettopunkalicious

the state of being ghetto, punk, and delicious at the same time.

If Eminem and Benji from Good Charlotte mated, their child would be ghettopunkalicious.

by haha July 3, 2004

ignant

slang for ignorant

easyeditor is ignant and he doesn't know what he is talking about...

by haha June 19, 2003

Schaupp

a math teacher who can't add, over weight, purple, a poser hippy and enjoys cats

Hey you count like you're Schaupp!

by HAha January 25, 2004

fasm

A fake orgasm

Chick 1: My boyfriend was horrible last night in bed.
Chick 2: What did you do?
Chick 1: I had to fasm and he actually believed me.

by HaHa April 14, 2004