chap ass

A sensation of rawness in the ass. Usually a direct side effect of severe diarrhea or a lengthy sentence in the federal penitentiary.
"Please hand me that can of Bag Balm, I have a terrible case of chap ass..."
by habanerosteele April 05, 2008
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Whorenacopia

A banquet of prostitutes or loose women.
"That new massage parlor is a virtual whorenacopia."
by habanerosteele October 08, 2011
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