hAnNaH's definitions

warden number helga

A total and utter man beast of a woman often assotiated with the army or military. she is so ugly that she is not given a proper name and is referd to as number helga.

Warden number helga get here now and swab the poop deck.

by hannah March 30, 2005

bumbershoot

the bumbershoot is simply and umbrella

will you go get my bumbershoot for me love it seems to be raining

by Hannah April 4, 2005

jizz muffin

1. word used to describe a unfortunate loser that can never be helped.

2. word used to describe an asshole.

1. ha! look at that damn jizz muffin.

2. fucking jizz muffin!

by Hannah June 27, 2004

weenus

The skin on your elbows!!

the skin on your elbow!!

by Hannah February 14, 2005

Deaconing

The art of impersonating Joey Deacon, popular in British playgrounds in the early 1980s following the 1981 Blue Peter appeal. Includes sticking the tongue under the lower lip, thrusting it forward, contorting the arms, and grunting Mmrumm nrgugh urhmmh mrulhh ugh and so on. Often used to exaggerate the effect of insulting someone by calling them a Joey or alternatively Deacon.

Mmrumm nrgugh urhmmh mrulhh ugh

by Hannah July 11, 2004

craving the cock

when you really need a good pounding; you want to fuck very badly

Kim Hall is craving the cock.

by Hannah February 16, 2003

miles per gallon

The amount of miles your vehicle can travel with one gallon of gas.

My car gets 24 miles per gallon

by Hannah July 8, 2003