h.s. willsy's definitions
People who are anti-fetus believe in the same rights as people who are pro-choice but for more sinister reasons
(For the English spelling see 'Anti-Foetus')
(For the English spelling see 'Anti-Foetus')
"So you're anti-fetus rather than pro-choice but we all agree that women have the right to choose right?"
"Kind of but really I just hate fetuses. Those things freak me out."
"They are ugly."
"Yeah, like a monkey with the AIDS or something."
"Kind of but really I just hate fetuses. Those things freak me out."
"They are ugly."
"Yeah, like a monkey with the AIDS or something."
by H.S. Willsy August 27, 2011
Get the Anti-Fetusmug. A Giger Wanker is someone who straps themselves to a ceiling whilst wearing a gas mask and then proceeds to masturbate to a slide show of H.R. Giger paintings. Traditionally they will mutter, "this is normal, this is normal," to themselves until they cum when they will shout, "take that sexual perversion!"
by H.S. Willsy August 25, 2011
Get the Giger Wankermug. "We getting horsey tonight mate?"
"Again? I dunno man, I keep losing my shoes and I've only got this pair left."
"Again? I dunno man, I keep losing my shoes and I've only got this pair left."
by H.S. Willsy August 26, 2011
Get the Getting Horseymug. Setting your favourite song as your ring tone and then, after months of hearing it over and over again through your phone's bass-hating speakers, growing to hate it through too much repetition
"Isn't this your favourite song?"
"No, I can't stand it anymore. I set it as my ring tone and after four months of hearing just the chorus I cracked."
"Gutted. That's some pretty dim toning on your part."
"Yeah."
"What have you got as your ring tone now?"
"Why are we talking about ring tones?"
"We must just be losers."
"Bastard."
"No, I can't stand it anymore. I set it as my ring tone and after four months of hearing just the chorus I cracked."
"Gutted. That's some pretty dim toning on your part."
"Yeah."
"What have you got as your ring tone now?"
"Why are we talking about ring tones?"
"We must just be losers."
"Bastard."
by H.S. Willsy August 27, 2011
Get the Dim Toningmug. When semen is used for any purpose other than impregnating your lovely wife, it is more correctly known as depraviar
A combination of depravity and caviar (man seed)
A combination of depravity and caviar (man seed)
"Leave it in honey, maybe we can make a baby?"
"Fuck that!"
"Jeez! You got it in my eye! Fuck, now it's just depraviar."
"Fuck that!"
"Jeez! You got it in my eye! Fuck, now it's just depraviar."
by H.S. Willsy August 25, 2011
Get the Depraviarmug. "You gonna make your dick sick?"
"...what did you just say?"
"Ha ha, dick sick. It means spunk."
"Yeah...I got that..."
"...what did you just say?"
"Ha ha, dick sick. It means spunk."
"Yeah...I got that..."
by H.S. Willsy August 26, 2011
Get the Dick Sickmug. When pregnant women eat junk food with no positive nutritional qualities and claim that it's a craving, they're using the pregnancy craving shield.
"Could you go out and get me another two bags of chips? And a deep fried pizza slice?"
"Really?"
"I'M CRAVING IT!"
"Jesus, put the pregnancy craving shield down already. I'll get it for you. Just stop looking at me like I'm a man-sized chicken leg."
"Really?"
"I'M CRAVING IT!"
"Jesus, put the pregnancy craving shield down already. I'll get it for you. Just stop looking at me like I'm a man-sized chicken leg."
by H.S. Willsy August 26, 2011
Get the The Pregnancy Craving Shieldmug.