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Dick Sick

A really horrible word for semen. Especially if it's told to you by your girlfriend
"You gonna make your dick sick?"

"...what did you just say?"

"Ha ha, dick sick. It means spunk."

"Yeah...I got that..."
by H.S. Willsy August 26, 2011
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Miami Beached

When someone who is usually terrible with the ladies gets drunk and inexplicably starts pulling hot girls, they are Miami Beached.
"Is that girl still here?"

"Yeah."

"How the fuck did you pull her?"

"Don't know."

"You in shock or something?"

"Most likely."

"Shit, you were well Miami Beached."

"Indubitably."
by H.S. Willsy August 26, 2011
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Penetrateables

Anything that can be penetrated with a penis, including:

vaginas, ani (anuses), mouths, tightly closed armpits, squeezed together breasts, holes in the walls of public toilets, wounds, empty eye sockets, flesh lights, nostrils, ear holes, pushed together feet, warm pies, ripe fruit, bin bags, two-week old corpses, animal cages and sauce bottle with the lids removed.

It should be noted that most of these are not reccomended in any way, shape or form.
"That girl had more penetrateables than a two-week dead pirate."
by H.S. Willsy August 25, 2011
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Hebitch

A transgender or transvestite person who still looks more male than female, as opposed to a shemale which is a person who does look female yet still has a penis.

Dame Edna = hebitch
Woman from the crying game = shemale
"Jesus, I could understand if it was a trick of the thai but that was just a regular hebitch."

"I was drunk man, it could have been Ray Winstone in a wig and I wouldn't have clocked on."

"You sure you're not just gay? It's okay if you're gay Rick."

"Nah man, I'm just walking funny cuz I banged my legs playing football."

*ROLLS EYES*
by H.S. Willsy August 26, 2011
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Shitemare

1) To find oneself in a public toilet that is lacking a door lock, a toilet seat or a loo roll

2) Any situation in which poo becomes a visible nuisance
1) "Aww man. there's no toilet paper up in this smelly joint. What a shitemare."

"I've got paper for you buddy, in return for a little something something that is."

"Ted? Is that you?"

"It was always me Bill, it was always me."

2) The Indian Commonwealth Games
by H.S. Willsy August 23, 2011
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Stravaig

Old Scottish, Northern English and Irish word.

Means to wander about aimlessly
"Yish, looking at that stravaiging bag head over there."

"How about I stravaig over there and rub my open wound on you?"

"Easy stravaiger, there's no need to get shirty, I was just making a comment on the aimlessness your existence."

"Tis true I suppose. Any chance of some money?"

"You give oral sex?"

"Certainly sir."

"Buzzing cha, buzzing."
by H.S. Willsy August 26, 2011
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Robert Downey Juniored

When someone is wasted to the point that they are indiscriminately unloading their weapon on a busy street, they are Robert Downy Juniored
"The fuck's that noise?"

"It's this guy outside, he's Robert Downey Juniored!"

"It's Robert Downey Jr?" Ted asked, having misheard over the drunken gunfire. "I gotta go get his autograph!"

"No!" Billy screamed over the hail of gunfire that met his friend. "No!"
by H.S. Willsy August 26, 2011
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