h.s. willsy's definitions
"You gonna make your dick sick?"
"...what did you just say?"
"Ha ha, dick sick. It means spunk."
"Yeah...I got that..."
"...what did you just say?"
"Ha ha, dick sick. It means spunk."
"Yeah...I got that..."
by H.S. Willsy August 26, 2011
Get the Dick Sickmug. When pregnant women eat junk food with no positive nutritional qualities and claim that it's a craving, they're using the pregnancy craving shield.
"Could you go out and get me another two bags of chips? And a deep fried pizza slice?"
"Really?"
"I'M CRAVING IT!"
"Jesus, put the pregnancy craving shield down already. I'll get it for you. Just stop looking at me like I'm a man-sized chicken leg."
"Really?"
"I'M CRAVING IT!"
"Jesus, put the pregnancy craving shield down already. I'll get it for you. Just stop looking at me like I'm a man-sized chicken leg."
by H.S. Willsy August 26, 2011
Get the The Pregnancy Craving Shieldmug. When someone who is usually terrible with the ladies gets drunk and inexplicably starts pulling hot girls, they are Miami Beached.
"Is that girl still here?"
"Yeah."
"How the fuck did you pull her?"
"Don't know."
"You in shock or something?"
"Most likely."
"Shit, you were well Miami Beached."
"Indubitably."
"Yeah."
"How the fuck did you pull her?"
"Don't know."
"You in shock or something?"
"Most likely."
"Shit, you were well Miami Beached."
"Indubitably."
by H.S. Willsy August 26, 2011
Get the Miami Beachedmug. A type of live action gambling that can be undertaken in Thailand. First of all the gambler must select three Thai hookers and take them back to his room. The gambler then asks them to reveal their genitals, one by one. Like with a one armed bandit (English word for slot machine), the way to win is to get three cherries in a row. Any less than three cherries and you're BUST
"I wish they had some one armed bandit machines out here."
"We could just play one eyed bandit?"
"Hmm, yeah. Or Thai roulette maybe?"
"Either or man, I just need to unload quickly before my balls get any heavier. I feel like I'm lugging around a couple of coconuts in a 50g peanut bag."
"We could just play one eyed bandit?"
"Hmm, yeah. Or Thai roulette maybe?"
"Either or man, I just need to unload quickly before my balls get any heavier. I feel like I'm lugging around a couple of coconuts in a 50g peanut bag."
by H.S. Willsy August 26, 2011
Get the One Eyed Banditmug. A form of preversion.
Sometimes a person who is afraid of necrophilia will combat the act by ingesting razorblades in their penetrateables when they are approaching death. Often, when performed, it's also the cause of death.
Sometimes a person who is afraid of necrophilia will combat the act by ingesting razorblades in their penetrateables when they are approaching death. Often, when performed, it's also the cause of death.
by H.S. Willsy August 25, 2011
Get the Razorblade Romancemug. A transgender or transvestite person who still looks more male than female, as opposed to a shemale which is a person who does look female yet still has a penis.
Dame Edna = hebitch
Woman from the crying game = shemale
Dame Edna = hebitch
Woman from the crying game = shemale
"Jesus, I could understand if it was a trick of the thai but that was just a regular hebitch."
"I was drunk man, it could have been Ray Winstone in a wig and I wouldn't have clocked on."
"You sure you're not just gay? It's okay if you're gay Rick."
"Nah man, I'm just walking funny cuz I banged my legs playing football."
*ROLLS EYES*
"I was drunk man, it could have been Ray Winstone in a wig and I wouldn't have clocked on."
"You sure you're not just gay? It's okay if you're gay Rick."
"Nah man, I'm just walking funny cuz I banged my legs playing football."
*ROLLS EYES*
by H.S. Willsy August 26, 2011
Get the Hebitchmug. Sometimes, at a gangbang porno shoot, the blindfolded gangbangee will start to think that they are drowning due to the amount of depraviar that is being fired all over them and they will start to invent and reveal military secrets.
"Er...we've got UAVs hidden under the mountain! WMDs too! We've got goats with heat seeking lasers on their heads!"
"Stop cumming on her guys, she's water broading."
"Sheeeeeeit, that girl crazy."
"Yeah, now just wipe her down and we'll break for lunch."
"Stop cumming on her guys, she's water broading."
"Sheeeeeeit, that girl crazy."
"Yeah, now just wipe her down and we'll break for lunch."
by H.S. Willsy August 26, 2011
Get the Water Broadingmug.