h's definitions

crusty

A Very old woman who hasnt got any in like 30 years

yo mama or girl friend

by h May 12, 2004

crispy

Someone who has been in the sun too long and has extremely dark skin that resembles the light after midnight.

Amari, or people who live in the center of africa like your mom

by h May 12, 2004

go-ped

A go-ped is a slow piece of crap that rolls around at 1 mile and hour. Personally I rather have a unicycle

the gavin blaha mobile with .2 horsepower

by h May 12, 2004

tanenbaum

to agree, approve, or accept as satisfactory

We should go ridin' this Wednesday!

Tanenbaum!

by h May 2, 2004

Diiiiiiiiiick

A more effective use of the insult Dick. Particularly effective when used in trying to end a pointless arguement, and if used continously there is practically no comeback, other than a glass to the face.

"Blair, did you just try and insult me over the internet?"

"Aye!"

"Diiiiiiiiiick!"

"But..."

"Diiiiiiiiiick!"

by H March 6, 2004

Houdinie

Your fucking the bitch from behind and your really gettint into it, your slapping that ass, pulling that sluts hair and all of a sudden BAMMM you spit right on her lower back, so she thinks you cumed so she turned around with a big smile and FUCKING BAMMMM you punch that bitch in the face and cum all over her face, bammmm she thinks you cummed on her back but u faked her out the houuuudinniee whaaaaaaaaat

A little magic never hurt anyone ;P

by H February 22, 2004

Pencil Sharpner

You got a nice slut and your hitting that shit from behind and your really getting that shit good , and while your fuking that dirty slut from behind you bend her over grap her arm and twist it around in a circle , whaaaaaaaaat yeahhh bitch you like that shit the pencil sharpner

number 2 pencils please

by H February 22, 2004