Definitions by gumba gumba

bumfluffer 

Term for a homosexual, as in someone who plays assdarts.

Aye laddy, ye nay need t' be lookin at thi bonnie lass, ya bumfluffer!

bumfluffer by Gumba Gumba March 10, 2004

Hoots mon 

An apparantly racist said to incite anger in a scotsman

English bastard- me: hoots mon!

Scottish bastard: you english bastard!

Hoots mon by Gumba Gumba March 10, 2004

shadowclaw 

Yo, where does this guy spam? Gimme his e-mail...

reccommend for deletionnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

shadowclaw by Gumba Gumba March 10, 2004

rat arsed 

1) To be intoxicated or piss drunk.

2) to have an anus with descending, wirey, long hair, similar to a rat. Also, often with a tail.

I got rat arsed.


You're rat arsed, and you have big teeth.

rat arsed by Gumba Gumba March 10, 2004

lambs to the slaughter 

1) This phrase refers to any event where innocent person(s) were taken quietly and unassumingly to their deaths without the people who know them discovering about it until after it happened.

2) It is also a short story by Roald Dahl, the author of charlie and the chocolate factory.

"The Jews were lead to the showers like lambs to the slaughter during WWII"


"At Gethsemane, Christ knew he had to be led like a lamb to the sluaghter"

lambs to the slaughter by Gumba Gumba March 10, 2004

vans 

1) Multiple of van

2) A "skate shoe" worn by teenage fans of heavy music.

"Those vans are decked out with 22" rims and doggie tails"


"Vans are wider than the smile on my face when I laugh at people who wear them"

vans by Gumba Gumba March 10, 2004

gobshite 

Irish slur for a person who loudly extols the virtues of himself and will attempt to co-erce weaker people onto his side by collosaly ridiculing them as a punishment for not doing so.

John, you're a gobshite. All your friends are little shits, and you are so fat and ugly, babies shit themselves when they see you. You will never grow beyond 5'6"

gobshite by Gumba Gumba March 7, 2004