gumba gumba's definitions
by Gumba Gumba February 22, 2004
Get the musclemug. An online auction venue site where
1) One can pick up several obscure, yet cool items that costs less than filling up your car
2) Postage and Packing costs more than the items themselves.
3) One may purchase the virginity of a young girl; a jar sneezed into by someone who caught cold from an ex-beatle; toast bitten into by Justin Timberlake and similar crap for absurd prices, but at least it overshaddows the postage.
4) You can find the items stolen from your house last week for less than the insurance gives you, thus making you richer.
5) You can garuantee at least 20 USD for balloon pumped up by fart gas.
6) Whatever you buy is garuanteed to be in worse condition than the picture
7) Something is always broken or missin, otherwise, you won't get it.
8)It states clearly in the rules that selling Item x is prohibited, but running a search for item x will result in several hundred results.
9) You may not purchase pictures of naked guys, but so long as a publication has at least one picture that is not of a naked woman, as many issues of playboy as you want.
10) One may get a higher price for the item on sale by bidding for with the same account that is selling, bar the number 1 added to the sellers account
11) One may purchase an extra day a week with one's child from one's ex-wife.
12) which money never returns.
1) One can pick up several obscure, yet cool items that costs less than filling up your car
2) Postage and Packing costs more than the items themselves.
3) One may purchase the virginity of a young girl; a jar sneezed into by someone who caught cold from an ex-beatle; toast bitten into by Justin Timberlake and similar crap for absurd prices, but at least it overshaddows the postage.
4) You can find the items stolen from your house last week for less than the insurance gives you, thus making you richer.
5) You can garuantee at least 20 USD for balloon pumped up by fart gas.
6) Whatever you buy is garuanteed to be in worse condition than the picture
7) Something is always broken or missin, otherwise, you won't get it.
8)It states clearly in the rules that selling Item x is prohibited, but running a search for item x will result in several hundred results.
9) You may not purchase pictures of naked guys, but so long as a publication has at least one picture that is not of a naked woman, as many issues of playboy as you want.
10) One may get a higher price for the item on sale by bidding for with the same account that is selling, bar the number 1 added to the sellers account
11) One may purchase an extra day a week with one's child from one's ex-wife.
12) which money never returns.
by Gumba Gumba March 13, 2004
Get the ebaymug. Many people thought The Beatles were just a blip on the radar of popular music. Within weeks they were proved wrong.
by Gumba Gumba July 23, 2004
Get the blip on the radarmug. What ignoramuses think is the plural of ignoramus because it sounds better. Should they not be so ignorant to look it up in a common dictionary, they will see just how wrong they are.
by Gumba Gumba June 11, 2006
Get the ignoramimug. Gangland massacre whereby the assailant(s) will open fire from the window(s) of a slow moving vehicle and speed off once their clips are spent.
by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004
Get the drive-bymug. Devolution of 'Thank-you'.
by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004
Get the fankoomug. 1) A tight orifice.
2) To be shrewd and ungenerous with money. To be a scrooge.
3)To be beyond satisfactory.
2) To be shrewd and ungenerous with money. To be a scrooge.
3)To be beyond satisfactory.
by Gumba Gumba March 15, 2004
Get the tightmug.