guidoposse69's definitions

cellboy

A boy between the ages of 10 and 16 who goes everywhere with a cell phone attached to his belt.

We don't allow cellboys into the Guido Posse.

by GuidoPosse69 February 6, 2005

supa chow

What you yell when experiencing the ultimate feeling of euphoria, for example, when fucking Michael Moore.

- Al-Qaeda just bombed the White House!
- SUPA CHOW!!!!!!!

by GuidoPosse69 February 6, 2005

wank off

To masturbate, hold the hot dog, however you want to say it - for a man to give himself sexual pleasure. It may also be used as the object of the sentence, if a woman or gay man holds their partner's genitals in a position to make them cum.

I wank off when I think about fucking Sophia.

by GuidoPosse69 February 8, 2005

fanny pack

Just another 90's fad. A fat pack worn around the waists of usually gay men.

What's he hiding in that fanny pack?

by GuidoPosse69 January 27, 2005

eat out

To engage in oral sex with a female.

He gave her a foot massage. Now is it the same as eating her pussy out, no, but it's the same ballpark.

by GuidoPosse69 January 29, 2005

leo

The fifth of the 12 zodiac signs, represented by the lion, running from July 24 to August 23.

Leo is one of the 3 fire signs.

by GuidoPosse69 February 23, 2005

next next period

The period following next period.

I have Latin next period, but next next period I'm free.

by GuidoPosse69 February 13, 2005