guidoposse69's definitions

fag bag

A slang term for a fanny pack, popularized in the early 90's, as it was often worn by gay men.

What's he hiding in his fag bag?

by GuidoPosse69 January 27, 2005

kookie

Protestant holy communion.

Did you her about how John Kerry took a Protestant kookie at a church last week?

by GuidoPosse69 February 23, 2005

jevita

An urban slang term for a small, young, sexy female.

"Esta jevita tiene tremendo culo" - (Pitbull, 2004)

by GuidoPosse69 March 3, 2005

props

Proper and deserved recognition and/or respect.

I gotta give you big props for winning a fight against that yid.

by GuidoPosse69 March 3, 2005

cunnilingus

Oral sex performed on a female; the act of "eating out."

Every Monday she engaged in degrading forms of fellatio and cunnilingus.

by GuidoPosse69 February 3, 2005

teat

Slang term for a woman's breast or nipple.

Can I touch your mother's teat?

by GuidoPosse69 May 13, 2005

kinky

Used to describe forms of sex which deviate from the norm. Any form of sex other than heterosexual copulation may be considered kinky. Kinky sex ranges from the unorthodox to the flat-out perverted. Examples include: fellatio, cunnilingus, gay sex, lesbian sex, anal sex, pedophilia, necrophilia, use of bizarre erotic toys, bestiality, etc.

I get an erection when thinking about kinky sex trysts with five-year-old boys.

by GuidoPosse69 February 8, 2005