Definitions by grimly fiendish
Burzum scale
Free-thinking neopagan: "This one should light up pretty quick guys. It's only got a score of 3.2 on the Burzum scale."
Burzum scale by grimly fiendish April 14, 2020
dyslexic redneck mindfuck
This is a useful trick in case you are ever abducted by rednecks. Ask them for a piece of paper and pencil. Write the word racecar and ask them to spell it backwards. Their little pea brains will start to smoke and they will start bashing their own heads in until they are unconscious.
Women's self-defense instructor:"When I was 14 I was abducted by a pack of rednecks. I was able to escape by using the dyslexic redneck mindfuck"
dyslexic redneck mindfuck by grimly fiendish April 14, 2020
Fellowship
Deceptive advertising used by Christian youth pastors to lure unsuspecting teens into their brainwashing seminars, even though the bible speaks directly against such treachery; "For such are false apostles, deceitful workers, transforming themselves into the apostles of Christ" (2nd Corinthians 11:13)
Slippery looking character handing out flyers: "Hey gang swing on by the church tonight for some food, fun, and fellowship! It's gonna be a swell time!"
Fellowship by grimly fiendish April 1, 2020
god money
Money that will magically appear before your eyes if you share posts from various internet and tv preachers. It's that easy!
Mary B. from Flagstaff, AZ.: "We were living under a bridge, and then I saw the God money message from the reverend. I passed it on to 10 of my closest friends and the money just fell from the sky! Now we are rich and living in a mansion! Praise God money!"
god money by grimly fiendish April 1, 2020
shittally tote-faced
End result of an all night drinking binge, which usually includes waking up next to an ugly woman, and/or a missing wallet.
shittally tote-faced by grimly fiendish October 26, 2016