City boots

Hi top sneakers

"Cowboy boots are useless on icy sidewalks, you need a pair of City boots"

by grimly fiendish January 30, 2022

dyslexic redneck mindfuck

This is a useful trick in case you are ever abducted by rednecks. Ask them for a piece of paper and pencil. Write the word racecar and ask them to spell it backwards. Their little pea brains will start to smoke and they will start bashing their own heads in until they are unconscious.

Women's self-defense instructor:"When I was 14 I was abducted by a pack of rednecks. I was able to escape by using the dyslexic redneck mindfuck"

by grimly fiendish April 14, 2020

Praig'net

Trailer trash translation meaning "with child." The mother-to-be is almost always under 18, and there's a 50/50 chance the baby's father is a blood relative.

"Darlene's been messing around with her daddy again and done went and got herself praig'net."

by grimly fiendish May 18, 2025

corn clock

A way to calculate how long it takes food to digest by eating corn and then checking your poop.

According to my corn clock, it takes 7 hours before I poop out what I eat.

by grimly fiendish July 19, 2015

corn clock

A way to calculate how long it takes food to digest by eating corn and then checking your poop.

According to my corn clock, it takes 7 hours before I poop out what I eat.

by grimly fiendish July 19, 2015

burbalang

Taking a dump in someone else's toilet and intentionally not flushing.

Honey, have you met the new neighbors yet? Yep, they invited me over and I left them a burbalang!

by grimly fiendish August 30, 2015

Nacho baby

The best possible outcome for a playas DNA test.

"Goot news, Qwantavious! DNA test say lil' Antwon nacho baby!"

by grimly fiendish June 05, 2025