greg b.'s definitions

crispies

Chunks of dried, white, gunk usually found in the corner peoples' eyesockets after sleeping.

Eugene is nice, but his crispies are straight out of control.

by Greg B. November 3, 2006

bad form

Questionable or offbeat behavior that may warrant shame and/or an apology.

Guy 1: Hey, sorry for hitting on your sister like that, man. I guess I could've at least waited until you and your parents left the room...

Guy 2: Yeah. Bad form, dude. Bad form.

by Greg B. January 16, 2008

broke phi broke

An imaginary minority fraternity of homeboys who ain't got it (money, cars, clothes, hoes). Made popular by Kanye West

"Broke, Broke, Broke Phi Broke: WE AIN'T GOT IT!"

by Greg B. November 7, 2005

gift shop

Mediocre, sub-par, or just straight up whack. This term can be attributed to anything whose lack of quality or authenticity is comparable to that of items one might find in a gift shop.

"Juelz Santana's whack ass flow is gift shop, not hip-hop."

by Greg B. January 1, 2006

Tylenol

a headache that will most likely require the OTC drug of the same name

"All that talkin' is gon' give me a tylenol.." - Kanye West "Celebration"

by Greg B. November 1, 2005

polybabydadic

Having more than one baby daddy.

Unfortunately, the predominantly single polybabydadic mothers who we see, themselves the third or fourth generation of teenage single mothers, haven’t a clue about good parenting. - Panda Bear, MD

by Greg B. August 5, 2007

fackles

"Fact shackles." (Portmanteau) - A necessary component of trustworthy journalism oft-relinquished by Fox News pundits to inflame right-wing sentiments.

"And once you free yourself from the fetters of fact shackles (or "fackles") in the present day, you'd be amazed by what you can do with the facts from the past!" - Jon Stewart, The Daily Show

by Greg B. April 9, 2010