Definitions by greenmonstahmsn.com

cockscab

The end result of dry humping.

I'm going out with that new girl in English class....we spent all night making cockscab.

cockscab by greenmonstahmsn.com April 24, 2008

coldcock 

the act of placing your dick in the freezer, then smacking a bitch with it.

don't be the first to pass out at that party, you'll end up getting coldcocked.

coldcock by greenmonstahmsn.com April 24, 2008

pud scout 

A straight guy that stares at cock at the urinal.

Stan from accounting was hanging out in the restroom again...he's such a friggan pud scout.

pud scout by greenmonstahmsn.com April 24, 2008

ass jedi 

Master of ass olympics. Can make women explode from the ass with just a wave of his hand. Uses the force to manipulate the anal canal.

I'll tell you Nancy, I can't walk straight, or even sit down...he's some kind of ass jedi.

ass jedi by greenmonstahmsn.com April 24, 2008

cockscab

Someone so irritating, only a healing wound on your dick can compare.

Joe called in sick again, so now I have to cover another shift for that cockscab.

cockscab by greenmonstahmsn.com April 23, 2008