greenmonstahmsn.com's definitions

paint the ceiling

To shoot yourself in the head.

If the economy doesn't turn around, I'm going to paint the ceiling.

by greenmonstahmsn.com March 2, 2009

beaver damming

Female version of cock blocking.

I was trying to hook up with that cute guy at the bar, but Lori keeps beaver damming me.

by greenmonstahmsn.com October 21, 2013

pud scout

A straight guy that stares at cock at the urinal.

Stan from accounting was hanging out in the restroom again...he's such a friggan pud scout.

by greenmonstahmsn.com April 24, 2008

cockscab

Someone so irritating, only a healing wound on your dick can compare.

Joe called in sick again, so now I have to cover another shift for that cockscab.

by greenmonstahmsn.com April 23, 2008

Spread the seed

To jerk off, and throw the jizz at the ceiling fan.

Don't sit down, I just spread the seed in here.

by greenmonstahmsn.com March 2, 2009