great success's definitions

consumabot

An individual whose entire sense of self worth and sole purpose of existance is to consume as many goods as possible and dwindle the earth's resources to the greatest extent possible. They spend weekends at Wal-Mart, commute as far as they possible can during the week, lack hobbies and interests and spend what little free time they have when not comsuming watching 'reality' TV shows like Survivor and the Amazing Race. Also they generally live in a McMansion and have 2.4 kids.

The 905 region which surrounds Toronto is filled with consumabots.

by great success April 4, 2006

Agent Smith

Any employee who acts as management's lackey. They will relay any criticisms you utter of management to them, keep a close eye on what you're up to and act to break up any threat to the establishment within any organization.

We really shouldn't be talking about what an ass the manager is around Sarah, she's an Agent Smith.

by great success January 15, 2011

protected species

A person in any sport who gets favourable treatment from the referee/umpire solely due to their reputation for being one of the best in their sport.

How could you have called a foul on me for that! Oh right, I forgot, Dave's a protected species.

by great success March 29, 2010