Insomnia caused by staying up into the wee hours of morning to watch a game that starts late or goes into overtime, or both. Most commonly experienced by extremely devoted fans in the Eastern Standard timezone whose team is playing on the West coast. Winsomniacs are known to obsessively deny themselves sleep until they know the outcome of the game, driven by the hope of witnessing a win.

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