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ron the con

A legendary member of the mafia, who spent time in prison for selling guns and cultivating hydroponic cannabis. By all accounts, a completefucktard.
hey, when does Ron the Con get out of jail? I need some choof!
by Googles July 12, 2006
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mutawallied

Sexual deviation/fetish.

Woman spreads ass cheeks while winking her chocolate starfish in his face, as her partner forces her to watch Iraqi beheading videos.

Named after Mohammed Mutawalli, an alleged Egyptian spy beheaded on video by in August, 2004
My girlfriend and I Mutawallied last night!
by Googles October 30, 2004
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Blotch

Prominent discoloration on the glans of the penis. Often occurs due to sunburn, skin cancer, lipstick or a sexually transmitted disease.
Doctor: "Gus, that blotch on your penis is due to a bad case of herpes. Rub this ointment in, and you will feel better".
by Googles September 18, 2004
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hurtleflab

Describes the act of a fat lunchbox throwing their weight around violently, which often results in the frenzied detruncation of innocent bystanders. Named after Harry Hurtleflab.
Oh, hurtleflab!
by Googles January 22, 2004
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Ativan

Ativan (Lorazepam) is an Antianxiety agent - a benzo - used to relieve anxiety, insomnia and other related disorders.

More expensive and addictive than most other benzodiazepines, doctors are reluctant to prescribe it, when there are cheaper and safer drugs available
I'm gonna take an Ativan and go to sleep.
by Googles October 29, 2004
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gazump

1) To be ripped off by a greedy real estate agent. Usually when the price for
real estate or land is raised to a higher price than was verbally agreed on before.

2) The sound made by two Hippopotamuses fucking in a swamp.
1) I got gazumped when I tried to buy that house - after we agreed on a price, they changed the contract.

2) I saw a documentary about hippos gazumping each other..
by Googles January 17, 2004
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choof chopper

Australian euphamism for a herb mill used to grind choof (marijuana). Also known as a Muller, its purpose is to increase the surface area of the material, so that smoking or eating it will bring out more THC.

Made from metal and/or plastic, choof choppers come in many shapes and sizes. Some have a box attatchment to catch the material. The main problem with choof choppers is that they can get clogged easily if wet tobacco or choof is put into them.
Hey, mate, don't chuck ciggies in the choof chopper - premium bud ONLY!
by Googles October 30, 2004
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