turd stick

A short length of fence post with a pointed end, used for dislodging large lumps of feces blocking a toilet. Kept outside (for obvious reasons), it is brought inside on those occasions where large amounts of pasta, bread, cheese and alcoholic beverage have been recently consumed, and are causing blockages to both bowels and plumbing. Combination of the terms turd and stick.
George, bring the turd stick, I've blocked the toilet again.
by Googles January 11, 2004
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scatti

The act of splitting/stretching/spreading two items. Usually applies to legs, but may also be used for other things - eg, opening an umbrella, spreading apart ass cheeks, doing the splits, etc.
May also mean 'torn', 'split' or 'ripped'.
Ok, madam, scatti your legs so I can take a pap smear.
by Googles January 08, 2004
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ogrish

The one-stop website for all your gore needs. Shocking to some, boring to others and sexually exciting to the majority of those seeking such material.
Usually the first site to get the latest beheading videos (sadly, most videos are half-covered with an OGRISH logo, unintentionally blocking out good bits), it also has an interactive board, which tends to be taken down when breaking news is at hand.
I visit OGRISH for my daily dose of death.
by Googles October 31, 2004
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hubby

Male enigma met online by desperate, bored or lonely middle-aged women, who may or may not already be in a relationship. Hubby offers a sense of security in a world of uncertainty, a perfect panacea for all their ills.

Usually, though, Hubby turns out to be a horny old married dude, an emotionally insecure younger man looking for a mother figure, or a 50-ish nerd who couldn't get a root in a brothel.

Use can be alternated with the traditional use of the term "Hubby" - a term of endearment for one's husband.
Are you having cybersex with Hubby AGAIN? I wanna get online and do Gambling Frenzy!
by Googles November 04, 2004
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normies

People without mental illness. Derivation of "Normal".
I used to be one of the normies, but now I have "The D" (depression).
by Googles November 04, 2004
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choof box

Australian neologism.

A box in which choof (marijuana) is stored prior to use. Typically made of metal with a motif of a marijuana leaf or funny picture on the lid. May be used to carry lighters, joints, cigarettes, papers, roaches etc in addition to choof.

Also known as a stash box, or stash tin.
The druggies broke into my flat, and stole my choof box!
by Googles October 29, 2004
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scoop

To remove mucus from the vagina by inserting two fingers to the cervix, bending the fingertips into a 'scoop' shape, then removing the fingers and testing it for consistency, smell and taste.
My girlfriend's hand was broken, so she asked me to scoop all the gunk out of her rancid flange!
by Googles December 01, 2004
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