when a guy gets crimper balls he simple got his balls pinched so fucking hard they turned purple. A Girls cigarette box will suck up his sack and begin to squeeze on guard. She pushes her juices into the cavity causing even more pressure. Eventually she releases and then the guy has a permanent ball clamp. She then tells all her girlfriends and the guy decided to fuck her sister...
guy1; bro... i just got crimper balls.
guy2; oh shit!!1
guy1; I am Deffffffinetly gonna go fuck her sister now.
guy2; oh shit!!1
guy1; I am Deffffffinetly gonna go fuck her sister now.
by goochy goochy February 19, 2019
The chandelier bush, is when a slutty Mexican grows out her thick haired pubes down along her strap on white bread stick. The hairs can move on command with her pores. The chandelier bush is normally used as a weapon to kill any Arabian terrorists coming to take their land. They stretch there coochy cunts and let the hairs grab the Arabians mouth and insert the white BATON. The Arabian immediately decides to give into the chandelier bushes power. The hairs go so far down his throat and pull out his dick from the inside effectively murdering is brown ass. Be aware.......... because if you get bushed...... your dick gets flushed...
Goof; ALLAAAAA HOOOO AKBAAAAAARRRR GIVE ME YOUR LAND
maldra; CHANDELIER BUSH, ATTTACK
Good; GLACKGLACK GLACK FUCKKKKK WRONG MOVE.
maldra; CHANDELIER BUSH, ATTTACK
Good; GLACKGLACK GLACK FUCKKKKK WRONG MOVE.
by goochy goochy December 05, 2019
when you go to undress a hot girl but see her nips extend the overall size of her boobs. That is when you start to run.
by goochy goochy March 18, 2017
A stretched wide pussy that looks like she accidentally spilled a warm pie all over her lap. It is could also be used as a vacuum cleaner to suck up the entire universe if needed. Anything that fucks that Gack most likely be terminated from inside. Watch out because once you go Gack you don't come back.
Guy 1: Bro... don't go near ashley
Guy2: oh shit why...
Guy 1: because she's got a gack i could see her sucking up people a mile away.
Guy2: oh shit....
Guy2: oh shit why...
Guy 1: because she's got a gack i could see her sucking up people a mile away.
Guy2: oh shit....
by goochy goochy March 18, 2017