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Mommy's Tickle Friend

Mommy's tickle friend is when a big horny Jew comes up to your mom and tickles her big hairy titties. he wraps his big long tongue around her protruding knob and licks up its sweat. the mom gets horny and spreads her thick thighs to let the money-hungry jew into her flappy ripple cave. the man gets closer and closer to her bulging clit and proceeds to suck on it like a soother. eventually, when the mom has had enough she slams her thighs together with the force of a thousand suns and kills the Jew. After this, she searches for her next victim.

Grandma V: I'm horny for Jews
Brad: spread your legs mama I want in your hole. give me the Mommy's Tickle Friend.

by goochy goochy April 15, 2023

Wrapping sabre pop

The Wrapping sabre pop is when two guys smell the flog of a women and start to battle for it. They both use their FUCKING DONGS to fight to the death to get to her pussy flapper. One male finally wins causing the balls of the other dude to fucking pop open all over his face. He then dies eating a bengal tigers ass. The winning male then gets to wrap his face in that floggy bitch and celebrates his victory by sewing her venthole closed.

guy1; FUCK YOU I CHALLENGE YOU TO A Wrapping sabre pop

Guy2; GET REady yo balls gonna pop

guy3: i wonder whos gonna get the bengal.....

by goochy goochy February 18, 2019

Gack

A stretched wide pussy that looks like she accidentally spilled a warm pie all over her lap. It is could also be used as a vacuum cleaner to suck up the entire universe if needed. Anything that fucks that Gack most likely be terminated from inside. Watch out because once you go Gack you don't come back.

Guy 1: Bro... don't go near ashley

Guy2: oh shit why...
Guy 1: because she's got a gack i could see her sucking up people a mile away.
Guy2: oh shit....

by goochy goochy March 17, 2017

fire rocket kapush

When you walk into a porn scene involving a horse fucking a girl raw, that startles the horse into cumming in and all over her. In all she then become ripped in two and stomped by the frightened horse. The horse proceeds to fuck the split in two girl.

Cameron: I saw a Fire rocket kapush yesterday.
Amahede: how split up was the bitch

by goochy goochy February 22, 2018