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by gooberguylol November 24, 2025
Get the header mug.Person 1: "I think I have floccinaucinihilipilificatiophobia."
Person 2: "Nerd."
Person 3: "What the hell is a floccinaucinihilipilification?"
Person 1: "Uhhhh"
Person 2: "Nerd."
Person 3: "What the hell is a floccinaucinihilipilification?"
Person 1: "Uhhhh"
by gooberguylol November 24, 2025
Get the floccinaucinihilipilificatiophobia mug.the 44th person in the group chat
Person 1: "Where's the 44th person?"
Person 2: "idk man"
Person 3: "meh"
Person 4: "i don't fucking know"
Person 5: "i have massive mommy milkers"
Person 6: "i am drinking water. water drinking noise drinking drinking blablabla aeiou u u u drink noise drink drink gargle drink fine line drink drink the man semen drink drink"
Person 7: "burp"
Person 8: "six seven not"
Person 9: "why are we even having this coversation"
Person 10: "denial"
Person 11: "is"
Person 12: "a"
Person 13: "river"
Person 14: "in"
Person 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, and 30: "egypt"
Person 11: "Godfuckingdamn"
Person 31: "hey person 5 can i nibble your mommy milkers"
Person 32: "vomit"
Person 33: "counting their guap"
Person 34: "Rule number 34, don't ask what Rule 34 is."
Person 35: "drooling"
Person 5: "sure person 31"
Person 36 and 37: "what in the 69"
Person 38: "trying to get a lobotomy"
Person 39: "hesitating on helping person 38 to give them a lobotomy"
Person 40 and 41: "explosive diarrhea"
Person 42: "The answer to life, the universe and everything is"
Person 43: "5?"
Person 44: "dumbass, it's 42."
Person 1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 33, 38, 41, 42 and 43: "OH MY GOD IT'S PERSON 44!!!"
Person 5: "Shut up"
Person 2: "idk man"
Person 3: "meh"
Person 4: "i don't fucking know"
Person 5: "i have massive mommy milkers"
Person 6: "i am drinking water. water drinking noise drinking drinking blablabla aeiou u u u drink noise drink drink gargle drink fine line drink drink the man semen drink drink"
Person 7: "burp"
Person 8: "six seven not"
Person 9: "why are we even having this coversation"
Person 10: "denial"
Person 11: "is"
Person 12: "a"
Person 13: "river"
Person 14: "in"
Person 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, and 30: "egypt"
Person 11: "Godfuckingdamn"
Person 31: "hey person 5 can i nibble your mommy milkers"
Person 32: "vomit"
Person 33: "counting their guap"
Person 34: "Rule number 34, don't ask what Rule 34 is."
Person 35: "drooling"
Person 5: "sure person 31"
Person 36 and 37: "what in the 69"
Person 38: "trying to get a lobotomy"
Person 39: "hesitating on helping person 38 to give them a lobotomy"
Person 40 and 41: "explosive diarrhea"
Person 42: "The answer to life, the universe and everything is"
Person 43: "5?"
Person 44: "dumbass, it's 42."
Person 1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 33, 38, 41, 42 and 43: "OH MY GOD IT'S PERSON 44!!!"
Person 5: "Shut up"
by gooberguylol November 24, 2025
Get the person 44 mug.u actually fucking piss me off like i just don't wanna be next to u dude i literally can't fucking stand ur annoying ass like seriously u piss me the fuck off just go away bitch ass dickhead
Person 1: "Did you know that rubber bands will last much longer when they are refrigerated? When a rubber band is placed in a fridge, it causes the polymers to react. This keeps the band from breaking down as fast as it normally does.
Did you know that there are 293 ways to make change for a dollar? This includes change in dimes, quarters, and combina-"
Person 2: "DUDE. UAFPMOLIJDWBNTUDILCFSUAALSUFPMTFOJGABAD."
Person 1: "Oh sorry."
Person 2: "abhorrently eating chips"
Person 1: "......uafpmolijdwbntudilcfsuaalsufpmtfojgabad quiet down your chewing"
Person 3: "buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp"
Did you know that there are 293 ways to make change for a dollar? This includes change in dimes, quarters, and combina-"
Person 2: "DUDE. UAFPMOLIJDWBNTUDILCFSUAALSUFPMTFOJGABAD."
Person 1: "Oh sorry."
Person 2: "abhorrently eating chips"
Person 1: "......uafpmolijdwbntudilcfsuaalsufpmtfojgabad quiet down your chewing"
Person 3: "buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp"
by gooberguylol November 24, 2025
Get the uafpmolijdwbntudilcfsuaalsufpmtfojgabad mug.Person 1: "Bro, do you fucking have cancer?"
Person 2: "ughjgcghggehhh uhgh EEHGHHJCGCHXGXHXHHGCHGHECGHHCHGH"
Person 3: "That does not sound like cancer, that sounds like AIDS."
Person 1: "Really?"
Person 2: "I actually have pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis and I'm going to get checked up with someone at Lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg but I realized my mom wants me to get a thyroparathyroidectomy which sounds awful and I'm surprised to overcome my hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia."
Person 3: "w h a t"
Person 4: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I LOST AT NNN"
Person 2: "ughjgcghggehhh uhgh EEHGHHJCGCHXGXHXHHGCHGHECGHHCHGH"
Person 3: "That does not sound like cancer, that sounds like AIDS."
Person 1: "Really?"
Person 2: "I actually have pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis and I'm going to get checked up with someone at Lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg but I realized my mom wants me to get a thyroparathyroidectomy which sounds awful and I'm surprised to overcome my hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia."
Person 3: "w h a t"
Person 4: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I LOST AT NNN"
by gooberguylol November 25, 2025
Get the ughjgcghggehhh uhgh EEHGHHJCGCHXGXHXHHGCHGHECGHHCHGH mug."You see that dairycum over there? Never lasts 3 days without getting caked up and fuckedup in the crib."
by gooberguylol November 26, 2025
Get the dairycum mug.why are queefers fucking stupid
Person 1: "waqfs?"
Person 2: "idk man icl ts isn't my type'a shit"
Person 3: "do u no waqfs?"
Person 1: "no"
Person 2: "idk man icl ts isn't my type'a shit"
Person 3: "do u no waqfs?"
Person 1: "no"
by gooberguylol November 26, 2025
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