tubulation

n. A happy state in which operative team jubilation occurs because the patient's trachea has been filled by a plastic cylinder conveying anaesthetic gases ... and oxygen.

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Finally! Tubulation has been achieved and Daniel can start composing ribald pimple limericks.

"Daniel's needle created a dimple
The size of a Saturday pimple.
The nurse said, "Are you blind?"
Dan replied, "I don't mind!
I've got two doctorates but I'm simple."

by gnostic3 August 17, 2023

rugbybawl

v. To blubber like a child because your team has been beaten by the mighty Japan Blossoms, or, less likely, by Canada.

Don’t rugbybawl Ireland, at least you weren’t beaten by Canada.

by gnostic3 October 16, 2019

booster seats

n. The seats on a stage behind a politician where the mindlessly supportive folks sit and nod at every banal utterance and lie.

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As soon as the primaries start we will need to re-inforce the stage and install four more rows of booster seats.

by gnostic3 July 09, 2023

meatloafing

v. Exuberantly performing to the sweaty max. Exceeding the usual bounds in any endeavour.

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A touch more meatloafing and you maggots will win this battle and live to spill your guts on a different foreign field.r

by gnostic3 January 27, 2022

jewbilee

n. Any festive event celebrated by those fine folks of the Hebraic persuasion.

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Why is the street littered with dreidels?

I think yesterday was a jewbilee. Maybe Easter.

by gnostic3 June 01, 2022

rugly

adj. Possessing one or more rugby-induced facial scars or deformities.

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You are an impressively rugly human being Miss. Care for a Guinness?

by gnostic3 August 27, 2022

frazin

adj. Several degrees colder than frozen. A Canadian skater expression.

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Yo! Layer on the woollies. It is frazin down at the skatepark.

You mean frozen? Are your lips iced up?

by gnostic3 January 20, 2020