Definitions by gnostic3

phyb 

n. Explanation for a difficult concept given by a gifted physicist to an audience of lesser beings. Often simplified generalizations using analogies are understandably lacking in truth.

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“Nothing can travel faster than light” is a phyb. Wavicles being outpaced are everywhere. And time? Constant. Time dilation is just another phyb to settle the nerves of the simpletons.

phyb by gnostic3 March 13, 2024

robustity 

n. Having a certain vigorous strength. A word often applied by under-educated Aussie surgeons to robust tissue that will heal well despite poor suturing technique.

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Admirable robustity in those diaphragmatic crura Shiela. Reckon we can close the hiatus up tighter than a platypus’ egg hole.

Too right Doc. Then we can get on with all those Redo’s Procedures on the emergency list.

robustity by gnostic3 March 13, 2024

Redo’s Procedure 

n. Complex operation, attempted only by the most skilled surgeons, in which a previously performed delicate procedure is performed again ... indelicately.

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Crickey Mate! I am shagged out. I was up all night getting a didgeridoo out of an Abo’s bum. Again! And now I have to do a bleedin’ Redo’s Procedure with an assistant from Perth who can’t tell an Allis from a pair of Springs.

Redo’s Procedure by gnostic3 March 13, 2024

wavicle 

n. Physics term which replaces wave and particle when solving the apparent paradox in the duality of matter, energy, and everything.

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Light is composed of wavicles my friend. Not photons, and not waves. Wavicles. They can interfere with themselves after travelling independently through adjacent slits.

wavicle by gnostic3 March 13, 2024

robustity 

n. Having a certain vigorous strength. A word often applied by under-educated Aussie surgeons to robust tissue that will heal well despite poor suturing technique.

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Admirable robustity in those diaphragmatic crura Shiela! Reckon your sloppy stitching will still close the hiatus up tighter than a platypus’ egg hole.

robustity by gnostic3 February 23, 2024

roominate 

v. Thinking quietly in your operating room about the evil you have done, or the havoc your ill-conceived actions have caused.

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No!!!!!! I asked for the atraumatic clamp! Now I’ll have to do a major bowel resection while you roominate.

roominate by gnostic3 February 23, 2024

redo’s procedure 

n. Complex operation performed only by the most skilled surgeons. A previously completed delicate procedure is performed again … indelicately.

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Crickey Mate! I was up all night getting a didgeridoo out of an Abo’s bum! Again! And now I have to do a bleeding Redo’s Procedure with an assistant from Perth who can’t tell an Allis from a pair of Springs.

redo’s procedure by gnostic3 February 23, 2024