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Time you bought a vaccy Bruce. The grub droppings have formed an escarpment in your Shiela’s cage that would put the Blue Mountains to shame.
by gnostic3 April 6, 2021
Get the vaccymug. Cricket mate! I don’t mean to belittle your new Nike strides but those pommey abominations make you look like a wallaby’s uncle.
No offence taken Bruce. Me gran in Perth sent them out via bush plane for Anzac Day.
No offence taken Bruce. Me gran in Perth sent them out via bush plane for Anzac Day.
by gnostic3 April 26, 2019
Get the wallaby’s unclemug. n. Brief, largely inadequate, method of bathing one’s dirty bits whilst tenting in the freezing cold wilderness miles away from soap, water, and privacy.
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Ready to hike up to that cwm Kay? The morning sun is just burning the frost off our hanging gloves.
In a mo. Just doing a bit of a slutwipe in me sleeping bag.
Right. Well I’ll just have a little dump in this recyclable bag.
In a mo. Just doing a bit of a slutwipe in me sleeping bag.
Right. Well I’ll just have a little dump in this recyclable bag.
by gnostic3 May 11, 2024
Get the slutwipemug. n. The physical manifestation of the emotional upheaval caused by the realisation that centuries of evolving democratic justice have been brutally erased by a tyrant.
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Why are you crying little one?
The spirits of truth and democracy lie in the ashes. I cry justicetears.
I told you not to watch Game of Thrones.
The spirits of truth and democracy lie in the ashes. I cry justicetears.
I told you not to watch Game of Thrones.
by gnostic3 February 10, 2020
Get the justicetearsmug. n. Paint that doesn’t put in much effort to cover up rust, look pretty, or really accomplish anything.
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by gnostic3 January 4, 2023
Get the slacquermug. Did you hear? Scotty got a duckslam on the weekend. He could hardly stand up it was so slippery.
I know the feeling. He should use a towel.
I know the feeling. He should use a towel.
by gnostic3 August 25, 2014
Get the duckslammug. by gnostic3 November 7, 2022
Get the plus Juanmug.