by gnostic1 June 08, 2010
adj. Part of a misguided attempt by Canadians to make freezing winter days seem elegantly desirable, somehow sophisticated, or perhaps "precious".
Lovely colde fronte blasting across the barren wasteland today my good man! Makes the olde blood coagulate. Eh what!
I can't hear you! My ears froze off two kilometers ago.
I can't hear you! My ears froze off two kilometers ago.
by gnostic1 December 03, 2010
n. New device from Apple that Steve Jobs must have been working on because he whispered it to his doctor.
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by gnostic1 October 08, 2011
by gnostic1 November 11, 2010
place. Burbling waterfall-side town in the lesser gravel bar region of Alberta. Settled by Norwegian rock collectors during the bevelled agate phase of the Western Canada gem rush.
Reliant on eco-tourism since its days as a haven for draft dodgers in the sixties, Krinkle Creek enjoys a reputation as a great place to escape from the drudgery of modern life. Visitors are guaranteed a lack of even the simplest of modern conveniences or courtesies.
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Reliant on eco-tourism since its days as a haven for draft dodgers in the sixties, Krinkle Creek enjoys a reputation as a great place to escape from the drudgery of modern life. Visitors are guaranteed a lack of even the simplest of modern conveniences or courtesies.
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by gnostic1 June 29, 2012
v. 1) sports term indicating that one player prevented an opponent from scoring any points; a zero, or "bagel" is thus scored.
2) a sexual euphemism.
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2) a sexual euphemism.
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Dude! I hear that spanish tennis pro totally bageled your sister last week. Actually, I bageled her once myself. To be honest she isn't much good.
by gnostic1 August 02, 2011
Hey! What's your family doing for Debtmas this year?
I've got us all jobs in a coalmine.
Sounds festive!
I've got us all jobs in a coalmine.
Sounds festive!
by gnostic1 December 24, 2010