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Definitions by gnostic1

v. 1) sports term indicating that one player prevented an opponent from scoring any points; a zero, or "bagel" is thus scored.
2) a sexual euphemism.

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Dude! I hear that spanish tennis pro totally bageled your sister last week. Actually, I bageled her once myself. To be honest she isn't much good.
bageled by gnostic1 August 2, 2011

saber sheath

n. 1) fencing term; a cover for one's sword.

2) a sexual euphemism.
En garde! Prepare to defend yourself Madame as I am about to slip off my saber sheath ... or slip it on. It is your choice.
saber sheath by gnostic1 July 30, 2011
place. Ideally situated on a glacial morraine, Benalto has cleverly used its alluvial gravel stocks to thrust itself into the forefront of the small-rocks industry.

Rodeo enthusiasts abound, as do deer hunters, mushroom pickers, scapula maintainance workers and roadsign repair shops.

Bouldering enthusiasts have recently added Benalto to the list of "must see" rock climbing locales in the West Central Alberta Region and a History of Granite Exfoliation display at the mine site is a Canadian shield enthusiast's mecca.
Why is the rodeo infield so bumpy?

This is Benalto! That is golden gravel!
Benalto by gnostic1 July 30, 2011
place. small commune in Alberta, Canada built around a spring providing fresh water. The glacial water percolates through cleansing gravel and emerges pure and unconfined. It is promptly bottled and shipped by workers in sterile gowns.

Tourism, including sportfishing, rock climbing and rock collecting is growing and two new wings have recently been added to the playschool.

Craft items, organic produce, sacred rocks, massage stones etc. keep the economy robust and diversified.
Hey! This spring water is great! Does it come from heaven?

No. It comes from Mecca.
Mecca by gnostic1 July 30, 2011

dimple farm 

n. mythical place where dimples, especially pretty girl-dimples, are grown.

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1) Looking good baby! I see you have been patronising the dimple farm.

2) You should see my cute kindergarten class. I think there's been a bumber crop at the dimple farm.
dimple farm by gnostic1 July 26, 2011

dimpleicious

adj. deliciously covered with perfectly delightful dimples.
Not only has she been to the freckle wagon, she has dimpleicious cheeks.
dimpleicious by gnostic1 July 26, 2011

stretch market 

n. fictional place where women obtain stretch marks; caution should be employed when using word around pregnant people.
Check out Rebecca. Methinks she's been spending a lot of time at that new stretch market.

What'd I hear you say? You come back here! You hear!
stretch market by gnostic1 July 24, 2011