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A Condescending Cunt, otherwise known as a bitch, will willingly talk down to you in a cunt-ish way. Can be your mother, sister, girlfriend, or hipster neighbor down the block who thinks she's all that in her skinny jeans and high sock bun.
Did you hear the way that condunt was talking to me?
Condunt by Glorygirl June 15, 2013
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Conductor in Chief 

A nickname for Joe Biden since he will need to assemble his talented political orchestra well in advance to get elected.
OK, you better ‘hit it,’ Maestro, so we can later play Hail to the Conductor in Chief!

Mad Conductor

The coolest Reggae funk band ever fronted by the ex leader singer of punk band No Cash
Mad Conductor by SkankinPunk October 16, 2009

The Conduit

"The Conduit" is a Wii exclusive first-person-shooter. It is developed by High Voltage Software and was released Spring of 2009. It boasts a unique graphics engine and 16-player online, utilizing the Wii Speak peripheral. It has won numerous awards like IGN's "Best Graphics Technology".


Gamer 1: "Dude, lets go play the Conduit"
Gamer 2: "Yeah, its supposed to be better than Halo.
The Conduit by Further Intel January 26, 2009

Beat Conductor 

The person in charge of delivering fierce beats (aka music) during late night assemblies of party people at clandestine events. These people are usually high on drugs and engaged in "cracktivities" while the Beat Conductor commands the beats to be "fierce."
The usual suspects were hanging out at Maverick's house for afterhours when DeeJay Ferosh's roll kicked in and he grabbed a handful of disco sticks and played Beat Conductor on the mixing board.
Beat Conductor by DeeJay Ferosh February 6, 2009

condunce 

The act of taking difficult concepts and summarizing them in such a way that people who demand explanations but don't really want to take the time or effort to self-educate can grasp them.
I'm going to have to condunce this 18-month project into a two-sentence summary for the managers.
condunce by zoethe June 15, 2009

Disorderly Conduct 

A vaguely defined charge that any police office can exploit to arrest anyone they want.
The skater was charged with disorderly conduct for possessing a skateboard and refusing to hand it to the police officer.

The man was charged with disorderly conduct for refusing to state his name.
Disorderly Conduct by Gavitron November 20, 2009
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026
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