glimmer's definitions

Bilal'd

When something inexplicable has gone wrong in the Network Operations Centre, that is more irritating than serious, and everyone has a sneaking suspicion that another work colleague, not on shift has set you up.

oh dear, George..... it looks like you have been bilal'd again.

by Glimmer September 17, 2020

assmageddon

Assmageddon - when you drink 500ml of Prune Juice straight, you empty you bowel 30 minutes later in a single delivery.

Bro! Clean the toilet! It’s like an assmageddon in there!

by Glimmer December 23, 2018

spotlight

used as a euphemism for vagina/pussy

source heidi montag's "body language." song

"And I don't think I've ever heard someone refer to her vagina as a "spotlight" in song before, but it seems to fit. Ugh. I feel the need to listen to some Art Bears now."

(thanks for words sarrible)

by glimmer January 2, 2009