gizwidget's definitions

Wal-Mart

A place where they won't let kids buy Halo, but selling shotguns to every redneck who hobbles in there is perfectly moral and acceptable.

Wal-Mart Employee: Sorry son, This here rule book says I can't sell ya this here TV-game thingy, but how 'bout I show you our fine selection of shotty-guns?

by Gizwidget May 15, 2007

phobiphobia

the fear of fear itself.

Franklin Roosevelt had phobiphobia

by Gizwidget April 2, 2007

king bubsgonzola

The form that bubs takes on when he accidentally flushed himself down the toilet while shaving. He grew 100 ft high and shouted "Don't Eat My Chicken Wings!!!"

King Bubsgonzola! KingKing Bubsgonzola! Supreme!!!

by Gizwidget April 21, 2007

bunkake!

Bunkake is a Japanese custom where a naked woman is strapped to the ground and five or more men masturbate on her. She must then drink every last drop of cum sprayed on her face or get whipped and burned after she is gangraped
(Bunkake literally translates to SPLASH! in Japanese)

Japanese guy 1: anata no imooto wa doko desu ka
Japanese guy 2: nemasu.
Japanese guy 1: bunkake ji?
Japanese guy 2: Hai, baka! Bunkakemashou!

Translation-
"where's your little sister?"
"sleeping'
"bunkake time?"
"Yeah, dumbass, let's bunkake!"

by Gizwidget January 30, 2007