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Slobahaunas

One who laughs wickedly while farting during sex.

That slobahaunas was rancid as a steamed broccoli sour patch kid... When I revolted he was a gasp.

by girard p November 26, 2017

Cerulean Fever

Cerulean Fever is categorized as a fever sickness in which one's temperature does not exceed a 100 degrees Fahrenheit and lasts up to 24 to 48 hours. Common symptoms include nausea, headache, chills or sweating extreme discoloration of stool, in some cases there may be wailing from small children and elderly. Causes of Cerulean Fever stem from allergic reaction, systemic exhaustion and overconsumption.

The past couple days of Cerulean Fever have been Dreadful.

by girard p February 9, 2018