22 definitions by giraffe-o

Repeating an action or series of actions in the same manner which has failed in the past, and not learning from any stupid mistakes.
Damn, they're making the same mistakes they made last year, that's just stupetetive.
by giraffe-o July 21, 2010
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Wrap that there pig up in some dynamite, I want me some exploded ham.
by giraffe-o May 15, 2007
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A furtive, illicit alcoholic drink. The term stems from the case of British Admiral Nelson, whose corpse was pickled, in brandy, after dying at sea & sparking rumours that his men would drink from the barrel.
"Son, don't tell your mother, but let's have a sip of the ol' Admiral's Brandy"
by giraffe-o September 23, 2008
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sneaking a furtive, illicit alcoholic drink. The term stems from the case of British Admiral Nelson, whose corpse was pickled, in brandy, after dying at sea & sparked rumours that his men would drink from the barrell.
"We have a meeting with the boss this morning, wait until the afternoon before tapping the admiral"
by giraffe-o September 23, 2008
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a joke or other informative nugget circulated ad nauseum via email, usually by someone unaware the recipients of their email have seen the entry many many times
named after the 'Found Nemo' parody image of the Pixar-Disney movie "Finding Nemo", in which the main fish character has been Photoshopped into a sushi platter
by giraffe-o September 14, 2005
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Obtuse, vague, and confusing verbiage crapped out in official documents by corporations and their lawyers. Meant to mislead and confuse, and to promote a prescribed company line. Also see corporatespeak, legalese, and marketing.
That memo e-mailed out by HR this morning was so full of corporatelalia, I don't know what the hell is going on at this office.
by giraffe-o May 3, 2007
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Being exceptionally assured and confident, in one's interpersonal relationships with the opposite sex (used particularly in hip-hop culture).
Ever since my baby-momma backed down on that domestic assault charge, we been million dollar strong.
by giraffe-o November 15, 2013
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