23 definitions by giraffe-o

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A furtive, illicit alcoholic drink. The term stems from the case of British Admiral Nelson, whose corpse was pickled, in brandy, after dying at sea & sparking rumours that his men would drink from the barrel.
"Son, don't tell your mother, but let's have a sip of the ol' Admiral's Brandy"
by giraffe-o September 23, 2008
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A person you are utterly dismissive, disrespectful, of scornful of, to the point you don't care if they live or are killed for being 'genetically unsuitable'. References the Copenhagen Zoo's controversial practice of culling their stable of healthy giraffes, by slaughtering them in front of schoolchildren.
Damn, son - you're a cold-hearted S.O.B., dissing your bae like a danish giraffe.
by giraffe-o February 27, 2017
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To be engaged in sexual contact with your partner, from behind, in a swimming pool, then forcing their head underwater which each thrust. (this mimics the actual mating habits of swans)
I got so carried away when I was hitting that in the hotel swimming pool last night, I started to blackswan her.
by giraffe-o July 07, 2011
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A vegetarian who likes a little taste of the protein now'n'then.
"I'm hosting a dinner party Friday, do I need to make a veggie dish for your girlfriend?"
"It's OK, she's a meat-sneaker."
by giraffe-o February 05, 2008
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Being exceptionally assured and confident, in one's interpersonal relationships with the opposite sex (used particularly in hip-hop culture).
Ever since my baby-momma backed down on that domestic assault charge, we been million dollar strong.
by giraffe-o November 14, 2013
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epic fail, a reason to shut the lights and call it a day
"Mister, you're an embarrassment to yourself and this company."
"Yer right. I'm out like the captain of an italian cruise ship."
by giraffe-o January 17, 2012
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Perform oral sex on a woman, particularly when done by another woman / lesbian. As described by Grace Parra on 'The Nightly Show'.
As a hetero female, I find women have gorgeous bodies, but I'm not attracted to them, I don't wanna munch the bean with them.
by giraffe-o November 10, 2015
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