23 definition by giraffe-o

A character in a movie/show who is only there to ask dumb questions and be a lazy plot device. They are either incredulous about the events around them, or stupid and can't sort it themselves.
'The characters in "Transformers" don't do anything, they just sit around and blurt out stupcredulous reactions to everything."
by giraffe-o April 24, 2012

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Another term for bacon bits.
Wrap that there pig up in some dynamite, I want me some exploded ham.
by giraffe-o May 15, 2007

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Obtuse, vague, and confusing verbiage crapped out in official documents by corporations and their lawyers. Meant to mislead and confuse, and to promote a prescribed company line. Also see corporatespeak, legalese, and marketing.
That memo e-mailed out by HR this morning was so full of corporatelalia, I don't know what the hell is going on at this office.
by giraffe-o May 03, 2007

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Insufficient morsels of news meted out by journalists of TV and radio. Often simply a headline and one paragraph's worth word-count, so that they can pile on as many little anecdotes as possible between traffic reports, witty banter, and advertisements, and repeat them every half hour for the short-attention span crowd.
Watching CNN Headline News is pretty much just getting newscandy.
by giraffe-o May 10, 2006

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To be engaged in sexual contact with your partner, from behind, in a swimming pool, then forcing their head underwater which each thrust. (this mimics the actual mating habits of swans)
I got so carried away when I was hitting that in the hotel swimming pool last night, I started to blackswan her.
by giraffe-o July 07, 2011

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Being exceptionally assured and confident, in one's interpersonal relationships with the opposite sex (used particularly in hip-hop culture).
Ever since my baby-momma backed down on that domestic assault charge, we been million dollar strong.
by giraffe-o November 14, 2013

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A vegetarian who likes a little taste of the protein now'n'then.
"I'm hosting a dinner party Friday, do I need to make a veggie dish for your girlfriend?"
"It's OK, she's a meat-sneaker."
by giraffe-o February 05, 2008

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