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"Mister, you're an embarrassment to yourself and this company."
"Yer right. I'm out like the captain of an italian cruise ship."
"Yer right. I'm out like the captain of an italian cruise ship."
by giraffe-o January 30, 2012
Get the italian cruise ship mug.Must be a hurricane soon, everyone's shopping cart is full up with milk, eggs, and bread... must be making Carolina French Toast.
by giraffe-o August 30, 2011
Get the Carolina French Toast mug.To be engaged in sexual contact with your partner, from behind, in a swimming pool, then forcing their head underwater which each thrust. (this mimics the actual mating habits of swans)
I got so carried away when I was hitting that in the hotel swimming pool last night, I started to blackswan her.
by giraffe-o July 7, 2011
Get the blackswan mug.slang in police lexicon, meaning an untainted handgun a corrupt cop will have ready to plant on a suspect they've shot. Prevalent in New Orleans culture, during the militant state in the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina. (seen on PBS' Frontline)
by giraffe-o August 26, 2010
Get the ham sandwich mug.Repeating an action or series of actions in the same manner which has failed in the past, and not learning from any stupid mistakes.
by giraffe-o July 22, 2010
Get the stupetetive mug."I'm so exhausted by Christmas shopping with my whiny kids, I just want to deck the halls with some eggnog and brandy the rest of the day."
by giraffe-o December 2, 2009
Get the deck the halls mug.sneaking a furtive, illicit alcoholic drink. The term stems from the case of British Admiral Nelson, whose corpse was pickled, in brandy, after dying at sea & sparked rumours that his men would drink from the barrell.
by giraffe-o January 12, 2009
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