23 definitions by giraffe-o

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Someone who is expendable in a crisis, who can be sacrificed for the greater good. Based on the request from Texas Republicans to let old people die, during the 2020 COVID-19 crisis, so young people can go back to work.
“If we have an apocalypse, I’m throwing you to the zombies like a Texas grandparent.”
by giraffe-o March 25, 2020
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Wrap that there pig up in some dynamite, I want me some exploded ham.
by giraffe-o May 15, 2007
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