23 definition by giraffe-o

Someone who is expendable in a crisis, who can be sacrificed for the greater good. Based on the request from Texas Republicans to let old people die, during the 2020 COVID-19 crisis, so young people can go back to work.
“If we have an apocalypse, I’m throwing you to the zombies like a Texas grandparent.”
by giraffe-o March 25, 2020

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Trying or experimenting with something new - on a grand scale with high risks and potential for epic failure or even disaster.
“Live streaming my rockclimbing trip is gonna be like the first monkey in space for me.”
by giraffe-o July 12, 2018

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