Carolina French Toast

The act of preparing for natural disasters by stocking up on milk, eggs, and bread.
Must be a hurricane soon, everyone's shopping cart is full up with milk, eggs, and bread... must be making Carolina French Toast.
by giraffe-o August 28, 2011
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tarantula pants

Ya see a chik with thick eyebrows, you know she's sportin the tarantula pants.
by giraffe-o February 01, 2007
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deck the halls

To imbibe copious alcoholic beverages as a way of dealing with Christmastime stresses.
"I'm so exhausted by Christmas shopping with my whiny kids, I just want to deck the halls with some eggnog and brandy the rest of the day."
by giraffe-o December 02, 2009
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texas grandparent

Someone who is expendable in a crisis, who can be sacrificed for the greater good. Based on the request from Texas Republicans to let old people die, during the 2020 COVID-19 crisis, so young people can go back to work.
“If we have an apocalypse, I’m throwing you to the zombies like a Texas grandparent.”
by giraffe-o March 25, 2020
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ham sandwich

slang in police lexicon, meaning an untainted handgun a corrupt cop will have ready to plant on a suspect they've shot. Prevalent in New Orleans culture, during the militant state in the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina. (seen on PBS' Frontline)
My partner used to carry around a ham sandwich to pin on some poor fucker they might shoot down.
by giraffe-o August 26, 2010
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admiral's brandy

A furtive, illicit alcoholic drink. The term stems from the case of British Admiral Nelson, whose corpse was pickled, in brandy, after dying at sea & sparking rumours that his men would drink from the barrel.
"Son, don't tell your mother, but let's have a sip of the ol' Admiral's Brandy"
by giraffe-o September 23, 2008
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exploded ham

Wrap that there pig up in some dynamite, I want me some exploded ham.
by giraffe-o May 15, 2007
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