Definitions by gimme the money

happiness

Life's greatest illusion.

Unless you play world of warcraft

guy 1: I don't have money and thus I have no happiness :(

guy 2: Here have a snickers.. I mean world of warcraft

guy 1: thanks wow I feel great

happiness by gimme the money May 15, 2017

mainlander 

Communists.

gongchandang: "Love live the People's Republic of China!"

other guy: "wtf is that mainlander doing"

mainlander by gimme the money May 14, 2017

CPP 

Communist Political Party

Long live the cpp

CPP by gimme the money May 14, 2017

China 

Communists that somehow have all our money.

guy 1: let's go to war with china, first let's replace these made in china guns with made in america guns

guy 2: no can do everything is made in china

guy 1: wtf

China by gimme the money May 14, 2017

Assassin 

Hillary Clinton

The assassin Hillary Clinton has just murdered Ambassador Stevens in Benghazi

Assassin by gimme the money April 25, 2017

Shiv

In hockey, a goalie that lets in a lot of goals.

In other words, a goalie that sucks.

Shit, 7-0 in the first period?! The goalie is a shiv.

Shiv by gimme the money November 2, 2016

Tank and Spank

The simplest mmorpg tactic, where a heavily-armed, high health point player (referred to as the tank) draws the enemy's attention and takes all the enemy fire while the rest of the team come in and deal damage to the opposition (referred to as the DPS, the one who delivers the "spank").

Side note: May not always be the best approach in a boss fight with certain mechanics.

Healer: is there any boss mechanics for this fight, do we have to avoid anything or be aware of any attacks?

Tank: No this boss is easy, let's just roll in with the tank and spank

Tank and Spank by gimme the money September 6, 2016