Definitions by ghostToes

Oh Oh, Oh Hi There! 

WELCOME TO MY HOOKER PALACE-

Oh Oh, Oh Hi There! Welcome to my hooker palace!
Oh Oh, Oh Hi There! Please don’t leave, I have no friends :(
Oh Oh, Oh Hi There! Let’s go camping, lemme touch ya
Oh Oh, Oh Hi There! HAHA, I tied you up!

Guy1: damn this shit fire

Oh Oh, Oh Hi There! by ghostToes July 14, 2023

Flabershamamagastered 

a level of flabbergasted beyond the range of humanity itself

Person1: squeezes lemon into drink
Person2:

Person1: eats lemon, skin and all, then eats another one without even flinching
Person2: *and at that moment I was Flabershamamagastered*

Flabershamamagastered by ghostToes July 13, 2023

british people 

dont exist

Guy:BRITISH PEOPLE ARE LIES TO SELL MORE TEA

british people by ghostToes July 12, 2023

Threek 

When a fork only has three prongs, this also works with Twoks and Oneks

Larry: why does this fork have 3 prongs?
Gerry: you mean a threek

Threek by ghostToes July 6, 2023

Potted Plant 

When you can’t think of a punch line so you just say

Guy1: I’m bored, what should we do?
Guy2: potted plant.
Guy1: what
Guy2: did i stutter?

Potted Plant by ghostToes July 6, 2023

😊 

Probably the most passive aggressive emoji

Guy: *literally acts like a douchebag and verbally abuses*
Girl: I’ll let you know that’s fucked up, I’m going to block you, and now hopefully you’ll understand you’re a piece of shit bitch 😊

😊 by ghostToes July 6, 2023