Bowel Pack

Eating an excessively large meal.

Amiee: I think we ate enough food for 5 people. That was a real B.P.
Kent: B.P.?
Amiee: Bowel Pack

by ghost towne July 03, 2021

Borenado

A forecast of severe weather that amounts to nothing.

Robert: "The news said there is going to be a major thunderstorm tonight, possible tornado."
Bill: (hours later) "That turned out to be a real borenado."

by ghost towne May 23, 2020

Hard Charger

One who walks with an extremely brisk stride and sense of purpose/authority.

Stacy: Boy, that Sharron is really movin' out!
Ruck: She's a hard charger!

by ghost towne February 17, 2022

beach one

A turd that gets stuck on the dry part of the toilet bowl.

Mike: Why were you flushing so much? Did you just beach one?

by ghost towne July 03, 2021