Borenado

A forecast of severe weather that amounts to nothing.

Robert: "The news said there is going to be a major thunderstorm tonight, possible tornado."
Bill: (hours later) "That turned out to be a real borenado."

by ghost towne May 23, 2020

Hard Charger

One who walks with an extremely brisk stride and sense of purpose/authority.

Stacy: Boy, that Sharron is really movin' out!
Ruck: She's a hard charger!

by ghost towne February 17, 2022

Retard Juice

Another name for Diet Coke

Ron: You know those Diet Cokes are worse for ya than regular Coke Classic
Erika: They should call it retard juice
Dave:I like a Diet Coke
Erika: They should call it retard juice, they should call it retard juice.

by ghost towne May 07, 2021

beach one

A turd that gets stuck on the dry part of the toilet bowl.

Mike: Why were you flushing so much? Did you just beach one?

by ghost towne July 03, 2021