Swiftie

Someone who would write you a strongly worded essay that resembles Shakespeare if you wronged them, would also compare you to Jake Gyllenhaal and John Mayer (which is a huge insult in case you didn't know).

Ew, are you a swiftie?

"Back off! Out of my sight, thou dost infect mine eyes! But yes, thou am."

by get_offmydict123 February 09, 2022

Bet

When you bet someone you can. just as simple as that. do I need to define more?

"Do you want to go get something to eat with me?"

"Okay, bet."

by get_offmydict123 February 09, 2022

Main Character

When you make things about yourself and forget about your costars and only use them for comedic relief. Things seem to fall into your hands luckily without any help from others.

Omg Heather, has anybody told you that Tiffany is the main character? So you must be the supporting character, huh?

by get_offmydict123 February 09, 2022

I'm BABY

When an idiot can't determine their age:)

Harold: "Hey Charles you forgot to put the milk up"
Charles: "Well I'm BABY "
*Charles proceeds to be a pain and not put the milk up*

by get_offmydict123 February 09, 2022