geordie's definitions

Bledge

A term used by the sterotype 'charver' as an alternative to 'squashing', 'crushing' or 'splatting' an object.

'Who yee, ya daft cu*t... Im going to bledge ya fanny in win a Mel

by Geordie June 6, 2003

butt pipe

a term for sum onme who is an arse hole

by geordie October 24, 2003

immobilizer

similar to the shocker you start off with the "2 in the pink one in the stink" and then take out your ring finger and stick it up her anus givin her a lil surprise...hence the immobilizer

"this broad was too loud durin the shocker so i immobilzed her"

by Geordie October 21, 2004

SMB

Stands for Sad Mackem Bastards.

Used to describe Mackem Sunderland fans. Often by Newcastle United FC fans.

Don't those sad mackem bastards ever wash?

by Geordie January 9, 2004

spliff

cannabis cigarette

make a spliff

by geordie October 24, 2003

radgey

sum one who weres flat caps, berghaus coats, henri loyd horizontily stripped jumpers, tracksuit pants and rockport boots

by geordie October 24, 2003

shitty ape

Shitty Ape describes a person who don't wipe their rear end

Look at the guy, got poo on his are, what a shitty ape!

by Geordie January 18, 2016