Definitions by geodave
Bungquet
By throwing pumpkin spice McNuggets on the ground, Jason transformed the row of sorority girls into a Bungquet of clapping booties.
Meat Blanket
An excessively fleshy person who manages to drape themselves over their (usually unwilling) surroundings. May or may not be accompanied by unwanted fluids, such as sweat, onion dip or . . .
Ken needed to use the restroom, but the meat blanket in the aisle seat had cut off his only escape route.
Meat Blanket by geodave June 16, 2016
Couchrage
Toby's couchrage at the fat man who got stuck on the Ferris Wheel was ironic, considering he hadn't left his bed in 2 or 3 weeks.
Eyesters
They're those gelatinous balls of crud you get in the corner of your eyes when you're tired, similar in consistency and taste to oysters.
Morning Tourette's
The pucker-inducing condition experienced when you wake up realizing you are incredibly late for some kind of morning appointment i.e. your job, picking up your kids, feeding the homeless, etc. Symptoms include swearing or cursing in sharp, staccato bursts fuck fuck fuck and promising God you will never drink again.
Josh woke up, realized he was an hour late for work and suffered an extreme case of Morning Tourette's that woke up the nun he'd hooked up with the night before.
Morning Tourette's by geodave December 21, 2013
Fart Angels
Fart Angels by geodave October 14, 2013
Washing your Balls
To excessively compliment someone.
Washing your Balls by geodave September 7, 2013