cellphonephrenia

An audio hallucination commonly caused by noises in the environment or in music that sound like your cell phone ringing and make you reach for your phone only to be receiving no calls.

That damn song keeps giving me cellphonephrenia and I'm constantly grabbing my pocket.

by gene clifford katter July 28, 2010

peninosis

Strain on the male genitals from erectile disfunction medication causing an erection that lasts more than four hours.

He was doubled over in pain the other day after overdoing the chippies (ed drugs) and coming down with a harsh case of peninosis.

by gene clifford katter August 25, 2020

imposturd

A turd that doesn't smell like ones normal turds.

I just straight dropped an imposturd; it smells like nothing that ever came out of my ass before.

by gene clifford katter April 27, 2014

ogrenize

To arrange or rearrange objects into an unorganized mess akin to what would happen if one released an ogre onto something. It is an antonym to organize.

Cliff is a slob, his closest always get ogrenized and stuff falls on you when you open the door.

by gene clifford katter April 23, 2018

moveicide

To move away from friends or loved ones and remove yourself from their day to day lives.

Amy threatened to commit moveicide again and run off with that guy in Washington.

by gene clifford katter April 22, 2017