Definitions by gay vicar

oli 

Oli is a hunk that is classified as: Cute, funny, sexy, clever and caring.
Oli is a a generally nice and beautiful person.

Everyone wants oli

Damn, Oli is just so amazingly amazing. I want his so!

oli by gay vicar January 31, 2008

cank 

crying whilst having a wank

(a pity wank)

"boo boo hoo I am really sad the only thing that will cure my misery is a nice cank"

cank by gay vicar January 6, 2008

moist loaf 

It basically means "nice arse"

"ooh, look at that pussy walking down those stairs. Look at her moist loaf jiggle".

moist loaf by gay vicar October 30, 2007