gav's definitions

joby

(Scottish usage) A poo poo. Also spelt jobbie. plural is jobbies.

Ahm off tae the toilet tae dae a joby.

by Gav April 13, 2004

parrett

a fat kid who nobody likes and gets beaten up nearly every day

no-one likes that fat rat

by Gav March 1, 2004

I love you

...like a fat kid love cake.

I love you like a fat kid love cake.

by Gav February 6, 2005

pussy-fart

air released form area of vaginal lips region smell can be unpleasant and disturbing

the girl that sits in front of me in italian

by gav March 6, 2003

Slag off

argue, call names

This kid was slaging me off so i decked the cunt

by gav November 14, 2003

Bah!

I'm bored

Bah!
I dont wanna move...

by Gav October 15, 2003

deist

this word is used when pointing something of interest out to someone else who has previously not seen said item. Usually uttered in a mocking or suprised tone

"Deist the uglinesss on him lads"
"deist your one over there shes fine!!"

by gav March 30, 2005