garrett's definitions

maxord

1. When something excedes the limit.

This credit card is totally maxord!!!

by Garrett August 31, 2003

evil doer

George Bushs word for people who do bad things.

Those damn evil doers did it again.

by Garrett March 26, 2003

pussne

when a women has acne on her pussy

my pussne was itchy

by garrett November 17, 2003

piggenport

A very very obese person who you dispise.

I'll show that Dawn Piggenport

by Garrett July 31, 2003

Dker

1. A smelly canadian

Man, im glad im cooler than dker.

by Garrett September 30, 2003

RICERS

Any teenager or young adult who takes a japaneese import car, ususally a Honda, and adds relitivly cheap aftermarket parts that have no effect on engine performance. Such parts are aftermarket exhaust, intakes, wings, lights, and stickers. Most commonly added are NOS and VTEC Sitckers. When the hood is lifted however the engine isn't a VTEC and there is no Nitrous Oxide system Installed.

When challenged to a race ricers will almost always and laugh and drive away with there exhaust making you deaf for a tempary amount of time. On occasion a ricer will make the mistake of pulling up with the Rap blaring and ask a guy in a small low powered car to "rice" becasue they can't say race. The person will almost always decline the "rice" but if they accecpt they will win because the ricer drives his car in first gear only becasue it is louder than the higher gears.

I could beat any ricer in my rusty old corsica. Execpt I wouldn't wake up the neighboorhood with my exhaust.

by Garrett October 28, 2003

The Stud Saucer

When a guy puts a chick on his dick, smacks her upside the head and spins her 360-style while she's on the knob.

"Last night, Colleen came over to borrow a cup of sugar. Instead, I gave her some Dramamine and spun her ass around the Stud Saucer!!!"

by Garrett May 13, 2005