gammarock's definitions

Self check

A really lame basketball player that can't score. A player you don't have to hold.

Yo, we need to double Kevin Garnett 'cause that guy they signed to a 10-day contract is a self check.

by gammarock December 22, 2004

Plumber's Crack

See also Bum Crack and Plumber. In general, when you have a water leak and you call a plumber to check it out, they always show up, bend over and a portion of their crack can be seen above their beltline.

Ha ha. She bent over to give Carly a hug and she showed a plumber's crack.

by gammarock July 22, 2004

smirk

Nickname for the worst President the United States has ever had that lied us into a war that has killed almost 1000 US Soldiers for no reason other than greed and lust for empire.

Geroge W. Bush, a.k.a smirk, a.k.a George W. Bush looks like a monkey, when asked a question that he was not given in advance.

or

Smirk simply sucks.

by gammarock July 8, 2004

cornhole

(O) <--- That right there.

I ate a can of corn, waited a day and put my cornhole over the toilet and corn and cornlogs came out.

by gammarock January 31, 2004