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Definitions by gammarock

Self check 

A really lame basketball player that can't score. A player you don't have to hold.
Yo, we need to double Kevin Garnett 'cause that guy they signed to a 10-day contract is a self check.
Self check by gammarock December 22, 2004

Plumber's Crack 

See also Bum Crack and Plumber. In general, when you have a water leak and you call a plumber to check it out, they always show up, bend over and a portion of their crack can be seen above their beltline.
Ha ha. She bent over to give Carly a hug and she showed a plumber's crack.
Plumber's Crack by gammarock July 22, 2004
Nickname for the worst President the United States has ever had that lied us into a war that has killed almost 1000 US Soldiers for no reason other than greed and lust for empire.
Geroge W. Bush, a.k.a smirk, a.k.a George W. Bush looks like a monkey, when asked a question that he was not given in advance.

or

Smirk simply sucks.
smirk by gammarock July 8, 2004
I ate a can of corn, waited a day and put my cornhole over the toilet and corn and cornlogs came out.
cornhole by gammarock January 31, 2004