gafhater's definitions

gaf

Originally derived from the modern word fag, gaf describes an unlikeable person. One who says "What the heck" a lot, and comments to him/herself. One who has no clue as to his/her surroundings.

Characteristics of GAF:
-Usually petite, with blonde hair
-Wears shirts with queer sayings such as "99% devil, 1% angel"; "Spoiled rotten"; "BRAT"
-Likes to giggle and smirk while muttering to self
-Wears gaftails

Look at Gaf, she just picked her spandex wedgie.

by gafhater August 12, 2004

Hottie Mc-Hot-Hot

1. A total babe
2. The highest ranking on the pyramid of hotness

You should have seen this girl. She was a total hottie mc-hot-hot. I wanted to bone her.

by gafhater August 13, 2004

gaftails

Two small ponytails worn at the top of the head.

Gaf is wearing gaftails again. What a surprise.

by gafhater August 12, 2004

jagungas

Slang term for a woman's breasts. Usually referring to breasts on the larger side. Syn: jugs, knockers, melons, tig ole bitties

1. Betsy's jagungas are too large for the modern day sports bra. She must buy custom-made undergarments.
2. "Ahhh! My jagungas!," shouted Gretchen as Ronald threw an empty diaper box at her chest.

by gafhater August 13, 2004

J-hole

A polite way of calling someone an asshole.

See A-hole

You're a J-hole.

by gafhater August 14, 2004

dirt stache

(n) A five o'clock shadow above the upper lip that looks like a line of dirt, rather than a moustache. Usually seen on greasy adolescent boys. Not uncommon in women.

Joe shaved and shaved his upper lip so he could fit in and have a moustache like Pedro. Well indeed Joe was not as hairy as Pedro, and developed only a dirt stache instead.

by gafhater August 13, 2004

Cladge

(Noun, Adjective, Verb, Adverb)

See examples.

1. That neon pink zipper pull on his windbreaker coat is SO cladge!

2. You had to go and cladge it up, didn't you?

3. Quincy, why don't you quit being such a cladge and take your hands off that man's belongings?

4. If you had just acted a little more cladgely then we could have made it to the polka party on time.

by gafhater December 6, 2004