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An odd practice of couples' who wait until their kid(s) are at school or away from home to then have sex in the child's room.
I don't know why, but Rebecca and I have the greatest sex when little Billy is away at camp. We have kid's room sex in Billy's bed and it's like nothing else!
by g.spell_omega April 30, 2015
Get the kid's room sex mug.A quiet and careful masturbation session done while someone is in the next room. Done silently so as not to attract their attention and with a watchful eye toward the door.
I was so horny the other day, but my mom wouldn't leave the house. I had to have a next-room-jerk in the den while she was in the kitchen. Most uncomfortable fap ever!
by g.spell_omega April 30, 2015
Get the next-room-jerk mug.An exceptionally small penis which resembles an enlarged clitoris. Used as a derogatory term for micropenis.
I don't know how Mike's wife gives him a blowjob. That sissy clit he has barely peeks out from between his legs!
by g.spell_omega April 30, 2015
Get the sissy clit mug.An exceptionally tight vagina. Implied to be tighter than that of a porpoise's pussy, which is water tight.
My dick is still sore from fucking that bitch with the porpoise pussy! I thought her pussy was gonna strangle the life out of my cock!
by g.spell_omega April 29, 2015
Get the porpoise pussy mug.The act of masturbating in a hotel/motel room with the door unlocked while the housekeeping staff makes their rounds, in hopes that a maid will walk in and find you mid-jerk with your boner in your hand. Can also be spelled maid baiting.
Every time I go on a business trip, I like to go maid bating with the hotel staff wherever I'm staying. It never fails to get a big reaction.
by g.spell_omega April 21, 2015
Get the maid bating mug.An exceptionally tight butthole. Said to be as tight as that of a porpoise's butthole, which is water tight.
Damn, I tried to have anal with my girl last night, but she's got a total porpoise hole!. No amount of lube was gonna get my dick in there.
by g.spell_omega April 29, 2015
Get the porpoise hole mug.A person who, during sexual intercourse or masturbation, lets their partner(s) know when they are about to orgasm.
I always know I'm doing good when I'm banging my girlfriend because she's a total cum caller. She can go up to four times in one hour!
by g.spell_omega April 21, 2015
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