g's definitions

tek

Jamaican word meaning sex.

Tek Buddy Gyal (Sex my body girl)

by G May 13, 2005

Steely Dan

(1) proper name of a steam powered dildo from the novel "Naked Lunch" by William S. Burroughs.

(2) jazzy rock band from the 70's, most of whom's subtle lyrics are about heavy heavy drug use, ludacrus sex and suicide. curiously, a favorite of house wives everywhere for their soft tones and smooth vocals.

by G July 21, 2003

cockle

one who indulges in bdsm cartoon fairy porn, loves 15 year olds, and would make a shitty lawyer.

'Cockle is hot tee hee' -JT

by g January 21, 2005

walpole

Named for the infamous Canadian, N. Walpole, walpoling is the conscious decision to irk the living crap our of everyone around you by constantly pointing out the one thing that separates you from them, to point out that in one tiny area you are a have, rather than a have not. The true joy comes from knowing that soon, the walpoler will soon be just like everyone else.

"Dude, Nathan just walpoled me about his damn car again!"

"It's an element. That's more like he Dorsey'ed you."

by G October 1, 2004

assery

rubbing your ass on someone

origin: County Cork, Ireland

from:
ass - hind portion of an animal
-ery - to rub

Yo bitch! Stop wit the assery and suck dis dick!

by G March 16, 2004

flubajub

The tingly feeling one gets on the back of one's neck as one is urinating in a cold place in the middle of the night as the room temperature drops.

Sarah felt flubajub last evening as she was peeing, for she had drinken way too much that evening.

by G November 13, 2004

redundancy

1/ a good amount of money
2/ the best way to make a move in your career
3/ it is a petty that I have to go just when this co. make me absolutly loved it

Shortly after being made redudand, she married him

by G July 21, 2003