bungoner

When you shit the turd comes out hard and it hurts to shit it out so it just stays poking out of your ass like a big stiff boner.

John, I had a bungoner in my ass last night and it hurt!

by fuju kungfu March 13, 2011

texas roundhouse

When a girl puts hot sauce in her mouth then gives a guy a blowjob while her mouth is sweaty.

Sharon, I gave Bill a texas roundhouse and his dick got wet and hot.

by fuju kungfu March 13, 2011