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A man who can successfully play the piano with his penis.
Did you go to the symphony concert yesterday? They had a penis pianist there!
by fuckinqueenslander June 20, 2008
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An Australian current affairs program aired on Channel 7 for people who like to see the latest goss of Dancing With the Stars and weight loss stories.
I was watching Today Tonight tonight, they unsurprisingly had yet another story on weight loss.
by fuckinqueenslander September 1, 2008
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