ski bummer

A man who skis up behind women bumping into them accidentally on purpose.

oh sorry babe Im just learning. my names Neil...Im a ski bummer

by fu manchu magic June 18, 2020

Disarster

A horrid event caused by ones own stupidity.

Went camping and left the tent, it was a disarster. Tried to park my bike without putting the stand down it was another disarster.

by fu manchu magic May 10, 2024

car jam

A term used to describe driving in Auckland City New Zealand where the traffic is more congested than Hong Kong.

Thanks to a dumb arse profiteering government and the GFY council mafia parasites.

Sure, just car jam over to my house.

ok I'm already car jamming now...

by fu manchu magic July 28, 2017