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Simple Plan

Attention all preps, attention all preps. Humans (a very interesting species of life capable of intellect, unlike the zombie-like preppies)do not like Simple Plan for two reasons: their musical artistry is below average at best and worse, they are popular, indicating the eventual downfall of humanity. You preppies and punk/skater posers need to understand that MTV is taking a giant shit on you and you lick it up like ice cream. Its quite disturbing to see other quasi-life forms indulge themselves in what is essentially raw sewage. But then again, its a bit amusing...
Simple Plan maintains a complex thought process behind their songs: play simple-minded music and simple-minded beings will buy it, i.e. preppies.
by friend of bob May 15, 2004
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The Catcher in the Rye

A novel which many people of the world should avoid reading, as they simply would not understand the meaning of the word "phony", a word which is repeated several times throughout the book.
I thought about being a catcher in the rye, but I don't really like people that much so I thought I'd just let them fly off the cliff.
by friend of bob June 15, 2004
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belligerent

Inebriated. You know, drunk off your ass. Drunk enough to fuck tub girl (while she's in her famous "pose"). Drunk enough to chain smoke an entire pack of cigarettes and then immediately forget that you've even had any. Very, very, very, very, very drunk.
Uh oh. Looks like he's already belligerent.
by friend of bob May 18, 2004
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taking a mean one

Expelling feces in an explosive or painful matter.
Hey boss. Can I take the day off? I have to take a mean one.
by friend of bob June 13, 2004
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work

To perform an action with notable skill (not necessarily your job).
by friend of bob June 15, 2004
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dodgy

British counterpart of the U.S. slang shady
I find it a wee-bit dodgy
by friend of bob May 18, 2004
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Denali

Indie band with female vocals. The singer's voice sounds of bleakness and despair.
Do not listen to this band if you watch MTV or like the current trends of rock music for you are too stupid for Denali.
by friend of bob May 21, 2004
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