14 definitions by friday13

lemon pie

When a lesbian has dried up piss around her cunt.

You oughta wash your cunt Kirstie, that's one nasty lemon pie u got!

by friday13 August 6, 2010

Little Slut on the Prairie

A spin off to Little House on the Prairie.

Laura and Mary are traded by Pa into prostition in the Indian territories where Indians trade skins, weapons and beeds for a quick lay with the 2 sluts.

Laura and Mary meet up with a lucid drunk named Sisi who tricks them into a 3-way.

Little Slut on the Prairie is a great show.

by friday13 July 18, 2010

Shit Sundae

When a black dude marries or hangs around with white trash.

An interracial couple.

"Look Mommie there goes a shit sundae!"

"You racist slut!" *Slap*

by friday13 July 16, 2010

Mahomet

The name Mahomet is a medieval European version of Muhammad, the name of the Prophet of Islam.

In the middle ages the Templars were tortured into confessing that they followed Mahomet.

The Devil Baphomet is a variation of Mahomet.

by friday13 July 15, 2010

cheap drunk

When somebody has a few drinks at a party and ends up in the back room having sex with random guys.

I can't believe Sisi is in the back room on a crate waiting to have sex with a group of guys

That's nasty Jerry! Sisi is a cheap drunk!

by friday13 August 4, 2010

Golden Retriever

A Golden Retriever is a dog.

Golden Retriever is also known as a blond girls pussy.

Pussy hair or pubic hair that is golden, yellow or blond.

Kate showed Glenn her golden retriever while Glenn showed Kate his fire crotch.

by friday13 September 6, 2010

Anal Queen

When a guy or girl has anal sex day and night.

To have anal sex more than 7 times a week.

Brian was a total anal queen. Brian just loved Texan cock and was a total arse bandit!

by friday13 August 6, 2010