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anal beads

Anals beads is something you put in your arsehole and pull out one by one.

Also now known as a hot fashion accessory worn out in public, much like wearing a string of pearls.
Wow you and Kate are so kewl Brian, but next time wash those anal beads before you put them around your neck. It kinna smells and screams a Springer episode.
by Friday13 September 6, 2010
mugGet the anal beadsmug.

cheap drunk

When somebody has a few drinks at a party and ends up in the back room having sex with random guys.
I can't believe Sisi is in the back room on a crate waiting to have sex with a group of guys

That's nasty Jerry! Sisi is a cheap drunk!
by Friday13 August 6, 2010
mugGet the cheap drunkmug.

strawberry paddlepop

When a guy looks down on his cock and discovers that its covered in blood because his girlfriend forgot to tell him she was on her period/rags.

Is also known as an ice-cream on a stick.
Dude! My girl Kate gave me a strawberry paddlepop!

WTF! You pulled out your cock and it had period blood all over it?

Yeh dude! The bitch gave me a strawberry paddlepop!

Whatta whore!
by Friday13 August 6, 2010
mugGet the strawberry paddlepopmug.

slave to cock

Slave to cock is somebody who can't stop sucking cock!
Brian is a slave to cock!!!

"Holy cow I know!" "Every time I go over there Brian is either raving about sucking cock or has a cock in his mouth."

Like totally, he even has a mould of Muhammad's cock that he takes to bed like a teddybear!
by Friday13 September 6, 2010
mugGet the slave to cockmug.

cult whore

Somebody who is addicted to joining cults or going to alternative religous movements.
Angelika for fucks sake! Stop being a cult whore!

That cult whore Angelika brought her own golden calf to church and asked others to worship it. I was shocked to see Glenn bowing to it, but at the same time I knew Glenn was a bigger cult whore than Angelika!
by Friday13 September 6, 2010
mugGet the cult whoremug.

KAUST

KAUST is an abbreviation or slang word for King Abdullah University of Science and Technology.
"Are you going to KAUST?"

"Hell yes as a girl I can drive, wear what I like, work and do what I like on the campus!"

King Abdullah University of Science and Technology (KAUST) جامعة الملك عبد الله للعلوم و التقنية -كاوست‎ is an international, graduate-level research institution in Thuwal, Saudi Arabia, which was opened in September 2009 with a $10 billion endowment. KAUST is a co-ed school that is giving a glimmer of rights to females in Saudi Arabia.
by Friday13 July 16, 2010
mugGet the KAUSTmug.

Golden Retriever

A Golden Retriever is a dog.

Golden Retriever is also known as a blond girls pussy.

Pussy hair or pubic hair that is golden, yellow or blond.
Kate showed Glenn her golden retriever while Glenn showed Kate his fire crotch.
by Friday13 September 6, 2010
mugGet the Golden Retrievermug.

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