fred's definitions

umbillicus cumination

The art of successfully ejaculating into your girlfriend's navel (belly button) for points.

I performed a successful umbilllicus cumination operation what do i get for that?

by fred May 5, 2003

domebuster

One who sucks, strokes, or otherwise works the dome of another man's penis until it "busts" out with a boatload of cum.

Dude, this gay porno I rented had a SHITLOAD of domebusters in it!

by Fred December 29, 2004

Beef Whistle

A term coined by Fred Bliss, a slan term for penis. The original word was used in context one day at Chandler's Tavern, a restaurant at the Yankee Candle Company.

The term was invented in the summer of 2000.

Actual excerpt from the conversation where it all started:

Larry said: "She was so pissed off!"
Fred said: "He's lucky she didn't kick him right in the beef whistle!"

by Fred October 25, 2004

ClintEastwoodBradfield

A person who is a little on the stupid side.

Oh don't talk to her, she's such a ClintEastwoodBradfield.

by Fred September 25, 2003

Cheese Lord

The person that loves cheese so much that he is made of cheese and he hates whores.

I'm the Cheese Lord hear me crap my self!!

by Fred January 7, 2005

strawmanized

A word often used but never defined.

Bush and Gore strawmenized each other during the debate.

by fred May 11, 2003

gutter bird

See pigeon or feathered rat

by Fred September 22, 2003