fred's definitions

Nerd

nerds like to believe that, because they don't have any friends and prefer to spend their weekends sat infront of a computer screen 'socialising' on internet message boards with other like-minded losers, they are in fact 'unique non-conformists'

sadly, they're deluding themselves

see also: geek, outcast, loser

nerd: donnie darko rocks. I can totally relate to the main character, I'm just like him.
me: shut up bumfluff

by Fred October 15, 2006

jackass

Johnny Knoxville see moron

"you Johnny!"

by fred August 25, 2006

shedet

bisexual at times, mainly after the cock
of officers on the commandant's staff to get rank, extreme sluts of the institute. bree

females attending military institutes

by fred November 22, 2003

pwnz0red

To be pwned; to have pwnage placed upon you.

I pwnz0red j00 today!!!

by Fred March 25, 2003

friendster

So my friends and I were talking this over and we've basically come to five conclusions. 1. Friendster is a great way to meet new people. 2. If someone on Friendster wants to meet up with you in person, they're probably a creepy loner that you want nothing to do in the first place. 3. We don't want to contact other people on the basis that they'd think we're creepy loners. 4. We have no idea why we're really on Friendster. 5. My Friendster name is Fred. Maybe we can hang out!

"Friendster" was a fun waste of time for about three weeks.

by Fred March 31, 2004

jelly-donut

When a guy jizzes on a woman's face and punches her in the nose. Then she smears the blood and cum with her hand...yummy

Last night I gave Sue a jelly donut.

by Fred May 13, 2004

Dronka

Dronka or Dronking, is a similar action to that of teabagging. The main, inserts his testacles in his partners mouth, however the difference is that rather than masturbating as accustomed to Teabagging, he will slap his penis on his partners forehead and excrete waste onto his partners chest.

I dronked my girlfriend last night, the shit went everywhere.

by Fred January 20, 2005