fred's definitions

blunkins

When you get a blow job on the toilet while taking a crap

Last night when I was pinching a loaf, I got Blunkins from Jenny.

by Fred July 22, 2003

friendster

So my friends and I were talking this over and we've basically come to five conclusions. 1. Friendster is a great way to meet new people. 2. If someone on Friendster wants to meet up with you in person, they're probably a creepy loner that you want nothing to do in the first place. 3. We don't want to contact other people on the basis that they'd think we're creepy loners. 4. We have no idea why we're really on Friendster. 5. My Friendster name is Fred. Maybe we can hang out!

"Friendster" was a fun waste of time for about three weeks.

by Fred March 31, 2004

crap

rap. Rap is crap.

you can't spell crap without rap

by fred November 11, 2003

Rizzy

izzy and ricci both have a rizzy

GOD DAM IT CLETUS!! did u c the rizzy on them 2?

by fred April 2, 2005

that boy needs therapy

A phrase that works well as an intensifier, good or bad.

Man, that chick has a great ass. That boy needs therapy.

by Fred February 26, 2004

crowhillian

a word to describe someone who comes from Crowhill in Irthlingborough Northamptonshire

"Death to all crowhillians"

by fred October 21, 2003

random

syn. for cool, good, awesome or gnarly.

Wow you're really random.

by Fred June 29, 2004