The JC. It's the Orange County of middle America. Go ahead, drive through; you won't even believe you're in Kansas anymore.
Me: "W-where are we? Where are all the trailer parks, where are all the rusty old trucks? Where are all the cow boys? Is this still Kansas?"
Brent: "This is the J.C., everyone here has a net worth of at least one million dollars."
Brent: "This is the J.C., everyone here has a net worth of at least one million dollars."
by FRED December 30, 2004
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Get the California mug.A vagina that's had a load of semen shot into it.
Note - semen ON a vagina is NOT a cream pie. Cream pies have cream on the INSIDE.
A vagina that mearly has semen ON it is just a messy vagina. Cream must be injected!
Note - semen ON a vagina is NOT a cream pie. Cream pies have cream on the INSIDE.
A vagina that mearly has semen ON it is just a messy vagina. Cream must be injected!
Fred stuffed his cock far inside Miffy and made a cream pie that took a full 5 minutes to run back out.
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Your so emosexual
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you fucken zahzah. i'll kill you.
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