frank pubes's definitions

woodbine

the brand of fags wee jim watson's mum smokes

"hey frodo, yer maw smokes woodbine !!!"

by frank pubes December 31, 2004

donkey's yawn

a dirty big slack fanjita, the kind you find on burds from paisley, esp. the kind that drink in vienna's.

"i went home with big sweaty betty last night, when she ripped her kegs off i noticed she has fanny like a donkey's yawn!"

by frank pubes December 30, 2004

primal scream

a fucking great band, their album screamadelica gives me a stiffy.

get primal scream on, your simply red album is shite.

by frank pubes December 31, 2004

captain bumsex

A creature by the name of Manboobs who goes aroung bothering ringpieces frantically while his victims are asleep.

"I've got an arse like a Japanese flag this morning, Captain Bumsex must have ridden my botty again last night."

by frank pubes April 24, 2006

chancer

a dude that attempts to fire an index finger up a girl's jacksie whilst enjoying carnal relations with her

"craig stewart is a fuckin' chancer, he tried to prod my tea-towel holder when he was hanging out me last night."

by frank pubes January 5, 2005

vulvic

the bottle of water a lady has just pissed in on a long bus journey where there is no conventional loo.

"Wee Ed is up the back of the bus with a bottle of Vulvic."

"Thank Christ she didn't flood her kegs"

by frank pubes December 31, 2004

baps

Jugs, breasts, hooters, jubblies, big orbs.

"Check Tracey's baps, they're hanging out her dress..."

Wee Scabby - Christmas night out, 2004

by frank pubes February 5, 2005