frank pubes's definitions

council gritter

The botty, arse, backside.

"Elton John loves it up the Council Gritter."

by frank pubes February 3, 2005

bagpeel

When the ball sack is sweaty and sticks to the inner thigh.

"Christ it's hot as hell today, I've got a bit of bagpeel for my troubles ..."

by frank pubes February 3, 2005

chancer

a dude that attempts to fire an index finger up a girl's jacksie whilst enjoying carnal relations with her

"craig stewart is a fuckin' chancer, he tried to prod my tea-towel holder when he was hanging out me last night."

by frank pubes January 5, 2005

vulvic

the bottle of water a lady has just pissed in on a long bus journey where there is no conventional loo.

"Wee Ed is up the back of the bus with a bottle of Vulvic."

"Thank Christ she didn't flood her kegs"

by frank pubes December 31, 2004

captain bumsex

A creature by the name of Manboobs who goes aroung bothering ringpieces frantically while his victims are asleep.

"I've got an arse like a Japanese flag this morning, Captain Bumsex must have ridden my botty again last night."

by frank pubes April 24, 2006

furries

The Super Furry Animals

"The furries are the best band on the planet. Coldplay have arse crabs."

by frank pubes February 3, 2005

primal scream

a fucking great band, their album screamadelica gives me a stiffy.

get primal scream on, your simply red album is shite.

by frank pubes December 31, 2004