Zero-Oasis

A place or situation you encounter and does not meet your expectations in any way.

Man, I booked this vacation in the Caribbean in a 5 Star hotel, and when I got there it was a zero-oasis.

by Formfaktor July 14, 2005

dorf

German for "village"

the waldorf astoria is called that because it's named after a German village called Waldorf.

by formfaktor March 29, 2005

snot

Interjection showing disbelief, contracted version of "Is not"

Ed: I porked Roshana last night. She is so hot.
Ron: SNOT!!!

by Formfaktor July 25, 2003

dimwit

1: a person who is considerably cortically subilluminated, less smart than the average person.
2: someone with crazy ideas that could be considered dangerous
3: someone who doesn't know what he is doing
4: someone who does things just to gain acceptance from others, not because he is a real personality see prop

Ron: Man, I had to tell Urs not to lick the socket like 7 times.
Todd: Yeah he's a dimwit.

by FormFaktor February 27, 2003

yardsale

(verb) to yardsale
1: to try to achieve a goal with limited means cheaply
2: to reply to an involved question or argument with a simplistic response

1: Although Ron had no money to fix the car properly he was able to yardsale it enough to make it to Trenton in it.
2: After I had told him all about the problems in Palestine, he wouldn't stop yardsaling the problem.

by FormFaktor February 27, 2003

yardsale

same as to fall, or to go spread eagle in a big way so that all limbs are all over the place

when mark fell on that banana peel he totally yardsaled.

by FormFaktor March 31, 2003

frag

Inconvenient or terrible situation

I was in a frag all Friday

by FormFaktor February 27, 2003