Definitions by five speed

bird

some kid from niskayuna NY. he has toolish qualities along with an absurdness that never ceases to make you laugh. very strange and somewhat resembles an actual bird. AKA 'butters'

i think bird is gonna be there tonight. koren is probably with him. what a fucking tool.

bird by five speed March 19, 2005

alta 

alta- a state of mind taken from the states spokesman johnny utah (aka kyle mrazz). it enbodies the spirt of letting it ride, or living on an edge only he seems to be pushing.

"one time in alta, i did a soaring backflip drop out of a helicopter into an avalanch. i surfed it all the way down to the llodge where my bitches awaited"

alta by five speed March 16, 2005

boz 

some kid that goes to school in oneonta. he is always wearin a biscuits hat

yo, boz, that munchkin jam was tight yo!!

boz by five speed March 15, 2005