Definitions by father troll

wipecel 

A wipecel is someone who doesn't wipe their bottom after a bowel movement. Wipecels usually are affiliated with the "Let it Crust" civil rights movement that has swept across America.

Joe: I noticed that I didn't lose any toilet paper when you and John stayed at my house the other night. Bob: yeah, we are total wipecels sorry!

wipecel by father troll July 5, 2024

strocconmacockus

Rare (large) type of bacteria characterized by its ability to give hand jobs.

Bob: whats up with you? John: ive had some strocconmacockus on my willy recently, ive never felt better!

strocconmacockus by father troll July 5, 2024

dick rider 

Someone who unconditionally defends or glazes someone they like. Someone who dick rides.

John: have you seen Joe's post about lebron, he is a total dick rider!

dick rider by father troll July 5, 2024

Using the shitter

To have a bowel movement in a stall at a public restroom.

God damn it I have to use the shitter!
Where’s jimmy?
I think he’s using the shitter.

Using the shitter by father troll March 4, 2023

Trollism 

The persecution and oppression of those who wish to troll others for their own amusement,

John is very into trollism, as he is very often trolled.

Trollism by father troll April 30, 2022